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april

The Pleasure Goddess (at the end of my arm)

About Me

Big Boobied, Big Bootied Bad ass Bitch. Haha. I talk to much, I work too much, I like being outside.. I like being in bed...whether it's with my faw-ine azz man, or a handy vibrator (as matt would say-- lots of lube!) healthy but vulouptuous, I'm working on that, leave me alone! Love surprises.I only have one thing that really bothers me and I'm not sure why: People who run, fast, slow, from something/one, to something/one...don't do it, you all look stupid.Hot Layouts
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My Interests

Education, massage therapy, good coversation, little Italy, people who actually know what they're talking about, music, meeting new people, art, photography, patios, warm weather, sushi, culture...there's always more, just ask.

I'd like to meet:

Just friends. I am with someone so not looking. Up for a chat if REALLY necessary hehe what can I say, I'm busy and not on here a whole lot so if I dont respond, send me a reminder or take a pill b/c chances are I'm just not around to get it yet.

Music:

Coldplay, D'angelo, Cafe del Mar, KILL BILL soundtrack, Police, ParisTexas soundtrack, Roberta Flack, early Ray Charles, R&B, D&B, Bhangra and a little bit of evertying else in moderation EXCEPT country, I hate it and it should never be played anywhere...

Movies:

Crash, Adaptation, Kill Bill (Anything Quentin Tarantino - he's phenominal, love him) Momento, Adam Sandler movies, Asoka (movies with Shah Rukh Khan), Y Tu mama Tambien.. aaaand SUPERMAN RETURNS!

Television:

Simpsons, The News, Da Ali G show, anything on showcase after 12am yes including those dirty little shows,, also embarassingly laguna beach and my sweet 16.. i'm nearly 10 years older than those little girls,, i deserve a beemer way more

Books:

Jon Krakauer, Bust magazine, Into the Wild, Jane Sexes it Up, anything with a satisfying feminist view...

Heroes:

Jessica!!!!!!