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Me? Well what exactly is this me that you speak of? Oh, you mean ME. Well why didn't you say so. Come right in and I'll tell you who me is. Me would be a man of gargantuan stature yet small intellect...wait....I am a man of small stature yet I have a gargantuan...intel....lect? No no no I've got it all wrong! All right, lets start from the beginning! Why hello, fancy meeting you here. What's a pretty place like you doing in a run down girl like this? What's that you say? You want to know about me? Well where do I begin. I come from a large family, very large. Yes so large we are more of a clan really. I am a middle child, although I'm not quite sure how that works considering I am the 6th child out of 10 kids which isn't really in the middle but more off to the right, but that's not the point. I'm tall, yes very tall, around 6'3". I weigh in at a lofty 230 pounds (appx. it fluctuates in the 225-240 range) but don't worry ladies it's mostly centered in my gut. I have blue eyes, many people say they're pretty eyes, but I just call them "my eyes." I have brown hair, some strange growth of hair on my chin (I believe they're called a "goatee"?) and side burns, but these are no ordinary side burns, no. These are on the boarder of being chops of momentus proportions. I'm an introverted extrovert (doesn't make much sense, eh?) Yes, I will be the first to admit that I am a "Hopeless Romantic" (it's all important and official because I put it in quotation marks) and a "Gamer" or "So Called" "Nerd" (Okay now I over did it with the quoation marks didn't i?) so if you are one of these Player Haters (Is that capitalized or not?) then why, oh why must you be a hater? I so despise hating, it's not that fun...really...I promise....wight wight Im pwobabwy wight. That, is all you need to know...for now....at this point in time....until you know more....in the future...The End.Honestly, though, the best description of me you can get is as follows: "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." - Ralph Waldo Emerson