The Dubmonster

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The Dubmonster, once believed to be a mythical creature, is widely thought to have been born in Hell; conceived during a one-night stand between the whore of Babylon and Rik Waller. He lived in the depths of Hades for years, torturing war criminals and internet spammers. Legend has it that a chance meeting with King Tubby caused the creature to be released from the depths of Hell, due to the huge volume of bass produced. After a relaxing holiday in Jamaica, the Dubmonster set to work, devouring the souls of WAGs and minor celebrities across the globe. The creature now finds itself in Manchester, the home of Coleen Mcloughlin and a million pointless indie bands; continuing his mission to obliterate swagness in all forms, growing fat upon the flesh of wastemen.

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