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my moral standing is lying down

The words spill out like fire from her lips.

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"I captured a Pickle Weasel! That little bastard was trying to get at my Crotch Waffle! I lured him into my washing machine with a cheese and mayonnaise sandwich and shut the door on him! He's been squealing and banging around in there for like, two hours. I'm thinking about turning on the Rinse Cycle and drowning the hairy little fucker. Anyways, I'll talk to you later!"
"She’s sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins but then the wizard cut open the bag of salt and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put the big, maple, fish thingy. Hindu soap operas ROCK!"
"I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you, or because I can't have you, and it has nothing to do with me. I love what you are. What you do. How you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. And God help me, it's still all about you."
"Yes, it’s terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true and the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or tall black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and everyone lives happily ever after."
"I mean, the last time I tortured somebody...they didn't even HAVE chain saws."
"And everytime I see her I cry a tear, not because I miss her...but because she never was."
"You know what, enough said, forget that I mentioned it. It must have been my multiple personality guy talking. I call him Idiot Jed, Glutton for Punishment.”

My Interests

Writing, reading, and...well, that's it.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tina
Birthday: February 25th, 1986
Birthplace: Venice, Florida
Current Location: North Port, Florida
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidexterous
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tan Heels
Your Weakness: Kriptonite...oh, wait, no. Books.
Your Fears: Guinea Pigs
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and Pineapple.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Putting a fence around the back yard...oh, and building a catapult.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is this song stuck in my head?!
Your Best Physical Feature: My lips.
Your Bedtime: I'm a grownup, I go to bed when I want!
Your Most Missed Memory: Chilling with Sasha, talking about how much better we were than everyone else!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, Panara Green Tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both, with strawberries on top.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ewwe, neither.
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: Fuck yes! J/K, I'm trying to fucking stop.
Do you Sing: Like Aretha on crack.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, sometimes twice, depending on how dirty I'm feeling.
Have you Been in Love: Yep.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, dropped that.
Do you want to get Married: I do, but I think my husband would have a problem with that.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in the Power of Penguins.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Of couse I am! Have you SEEN me?! LoL.
Are you a Health Freak: No, I don't have that kind of discipline.
Do you get along with your Parents: Rarely.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I prefer it to nice weather...does that make me a sociopath...nah.
Do you play an Instrument: Piano, Clarinet, Flute, Saxophone, 5-String Bass, and Violin.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Once or twice.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not for four years.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Are you kidding? I'm married, I never go out on dates!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, every weekend.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Emphatically NO.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not in the past month.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Regrettably, no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Thankfully, no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Sadly, no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just my husband's dignity.
Ever been Drunk: Yep.
Ever been called a Tease: Well, technically I was called a 'dick tease'.
Ever been Beaten up: Once, a LONG time ago.
Ever Shoplifted: No, I'm ridiculously honest that way.
How do you want to Die: I want it to be something so weird, everyone has to laugh. Like, Death by Bratwurst or something.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A kid again.
What country would you most like to Visit: Sicily.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Longer.
Height: 5'7
Weight: Lean muscle.
Best Clothing Style: Preppy/Skater
Number of Drugs I have taken: Just weed, when I was 14-15.
Number of CDs I own: Tons.
Number of Piercings: 10, four in my left ear, five in my right and my belly button.
Number of Tattoos: 2, one on my lower back, one on my ankle.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a single thing.

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Music:

Catherine Feeny, Flyleaf, Dashboard Confessional, George Sarah, Marcy Playground, The Flaming Lips, Jimmy Eat World, Counting Crows, Coldplay, Natalie Merchant, Dave Matthews, Van Morrison, Joss Stone, the Shins.

Movies:

Weird Movies~ 50 First Dates, Garden State, Personal Velocity, Crash, Sliding Doors, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, the United States of Leland, Dear Frankie, SLC Punk, Go!, My Life Without Me (great concept, poorly presented), Passion of the Mind (another really cool concept, also poorly presented, but worth the badness of the movie), Punch Drunk Love, Spanglish (pretty much anything with Adam Sandler in it), Employee of the Month, The Life of David Gale, Imaginary Heroes, The Truman Show, and I'm a total sucker for any Sundance award winners (obviously).
Violent Movies~ The Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Resivoir Dogs, Office Space.
Foreign Films~ Love Me If You Dare (totally worth the subtitles), Run Lola Run, Danny Deckchair, Maria Full of Grace.
Other Movies~ My Cousin Vinny, Saved!, Napoleon Dynomite, Dodgeball, Siblings, Super Troopers, The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer ...what? There are other shows on TV? Are you fucking serious?

Books:

Too many to even contemplating naming.

My Blog

Scary Places

Okay, so for the past couple of days I've been doing these writing exercises out of a prompt book and picking one of the writing advice cards.  You pick a card, read the advice, and try to apply ...
Posted by my moral standing is lying down on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:10:00 PST

Song Lyrics

This was a bulletin from a friend of mine that I thought would be cooler as a Blog post.  Basically, you put down lyrics that discribe you and relate to experiences in your life.  Yes, I'm a...
Posted by my moral standing is lying down on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST

To All The Creepy People I Don't Know

Am I some kind of cretin magnet?  Quit sending me friend requests.  If I don't know you, I'm not going to fucking add you, so STOP.  All this, "Hey Girl, you're adorable and you're so...
Posted by my moral standing is lying down on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST

I Think I'm Dying!

I can't believe I came to work today.  Seriously, I feel like shit, I'm never drinking ever again.  (Famous last words.)  I'm not hung over or anything, I'm just sore.  My shoulder...
Posted by my moral standing is lying down on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

Buffy Trivia...for Tabby and Lydia :)

Read this, I'll post more later!   Trivial Pursuit20 Things You (Probably) Never Knew About Buffy the Vampire Slayer So, you think you know all there is to know about Buffy, do you?  Do you...
Posted by my moral standing is lying down on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

I'm Turning Amish.

My car has this really fancy anti-theft thing.  Anytime someone tries to break into my car or puts a key in there that isn't coded to my car, everything shuts down.  While we were at the mal...
Posted by my moral standing is lying down on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST

I smoked a bottle of Henny because I have a huge penis!

Seth~ I licked a bisexual because I have amazing boobs! Tay~ I shot an easter egg because ? HAHA! Love this one!Pick the month you were born1----I fingered2----I smoked3----i fucked4----i raped5----I ...
Posted by my moral standing is lying down on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:59:00 PST

Lydia, Tabby, The GAME Must Go On!

GAME ON! "...and on the day the words 'Flimsy Excuse' were redifined, we stood in awe and watched." "Your life rejects all things average."  ...
Posted by my moral standing is lying down on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:45:00 PST

To Every Crack Whore

To Every Crack Whore...ladies, this one's for you.   To every girl who woke up in a dumpster behind a 7-11, and couldn't remember how she got there. To every girl who had to work a double sh...
Posted by my moral standing is lying down on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:09:00 PST

To Every "Skanky Bitch"

Okay, I thought this would be pretty funny.  My friend posted this last week and I thought I'd make a version for girls like me.  This is the original version.  My version is put in ()....
Posted by my moral standing is lying down on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST