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Señor Juan

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I like to cross-dress at least twice a year.I spend hours working on stupid house models (both real and virtual)

Also as you can see I'm friends with very important people such as Charles Darwin, Jimi Hendrix, three of the Hopkins sisters, Frida Kahlo, Ben D, and Charles Bukowski among others. We like to hang out and it's always a fiesta loca.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Astronauts and belly dancers (for now). Gente de todo el mundo!!!

My Blog

My new new life

Almost 11 months passed since my last blog. Wow. I haven’t really practiced my English since then. I miss speaking in English. If I tried to speak it now I would TOTALLY sound like Borat. Maybe ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:46:00 GMT

My almost new life

So I'm almost there. I can't believe I made it thru. Not there yet but almost. In this year I learned so many things. My English did not really get better but I learned a few new words since August 20...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 14:39:00 GMT

finally i have internet at home

now i wish i had time to blog and to respond to you guys' messages and commentshugs and kisses to everyone!juan
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:21:00 GMT

Rockford, part I

I recently moved to Rockford, IL and am about to become a high school teacher. Or not. I've been told they're going to take a sample of my hair to see if i did any drugs in the last 6 months. Once the...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 06:23:00 GMT

Se la vie

Last night i saw this Norwegian girl i used to date. We hadn't seen each other in 5 years. She looked very happy with her new girlfriend.
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:52:00 GMT

breakfast and tan lines

So today i had some more CERTROL H for breakfast. yummy.On another note realted to Food and Restaurants I always found tan lines extremely sexy.Tom WesselmanGreat American Nude Number 57, 1964
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 12:35:00 GMT

Certrol H

Today my boss aka the Green Master made me spend a few hours spraying some (according to his standards) not-so-pretty plants with Certrol H, which is a herbicidal formulation containing 120 g litre of...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:23:00 GMT

zen garden

Yesterday I had the opportunity to operate a motorized sand bunker raker. As I raked the sand I thought it was kinda like working at a Zen Garden. Once you're done the sand looks pretty and its very r...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:05:00 GMT

what the infierno is a kudo?

does anyone know what is a KUDO?i got 2 so far (thank you you, yourself and you) but i don't know what to do with them.according to the 3 people i mentioned above a kudo is a candy bar. It has crisp r...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 13:15:00 GMT

What's the sound of a tree aka a definitive life experience at the golf course

One can have some interesting experiences while working at a golf course. I shall share one of these experiences with you. As none of you know, I have been the slave of the many assistants of the Gree...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 02:51:00 GMT