Well I have decided to become an inventor and i am already working on a petal powered wheel-chair, Seeing eye humans for blind dogs and other things that i can't get to indetail about.
I would love to meet the people of Mobile Alabama for this one. Its hard to pick out the place to start making fun of these guys. Maybe gold teeth for everyone or the crack head in the tree or even the sketch of the leprechaun. Oh Yeah and Dane Cook.. width="425" height="350" ..
Alter Bridge, a die hard Linkin Park fan, cky, smile empty soul, pearl jam so forth and so on
Grandma's boy, supertroopers, mostly anything thats funny
Family guy, Futurama, Scrubs, Simpsons, aqua teen hungar force and don't forget TitusI hope you can see this, cus I am doing it as hard as I can.
Any thing by Dean Koontz
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. St. Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible.A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldier are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars...and, beside you. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack.A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, a five dollar bill...or a woman he can COUNT ON.Girls love them, mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out for them and somehow they all work together. You can beat their bodies but not their minds.You can tame their hearts but not their souls. He likes girls, females, women, ladies, and the opposite sex. He dislikes small checks, working weekends, answering letters, missing chow, waking up, maintaining a uniform, and the day before payday. You may as well give in. He is your long distance lover...he is your steel eyed, warm smiling, blank minded, hyperactive, over reacting, curious, passive, talented spontaneous, physically fit, good for nothing bundle of worry..... And will always be there for you regardless of how long its been since you've last talked.