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NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS!!!!! All applicants must have own transportation, housing, & source of income. A sense of humor & positive attitude are desired, whereas; jealousy, yelling, bitching, & all around ugliness are not. Honesty and compassion are mandatory. If you would now please take the time to answer the following "yes" or "no" questions:1) Have you ever been accused or convicted of stalking?
2) Do you find you must ALWAYS be right?
3) When upset with others does vandalizing their property make you feel better?
4) Is your medicine cabinet full of STD and/or mental disorder remedies?If you have answered "yes" to any of the above questions you need not apply and should seek therapy at once. Submit all applications via email along with a picture, 3 personal references, & a background check going back 7 years. Not-so-serious inquiries only please...
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