Les Paul Marshall was abandoned at birth (his parents knew he was special.) He was cast down the river Tyne in a basket weaved with his dad's P45s. He would have drowned too if he wasn't rescued... By a family of badgers! Spending the next 14 years in the care of the Marshall Badger clan and being named Les Paul, he spent his time hunting for food drink women but most of all he needed fame. Every night in the set he would relax with a cup of PG Tips and watch MTV. Wanting to be more like a rock star and less like a badger he decided to leave the set and form a band. He formed the original line-up of Les Zeppelin back in 1976 and went on to have 2 successive number one hits in Finland and Norway, "Charva Cunts" and "Paedophile Rock", and a top ten hit with "I can see you through the not hole in my grannies leg". By 1983 he was tiring of all the fame he had, girls following him and acting on his EVERY wish and he disbanded the band. The year is now 2005 and he is living in Northumberland with a clan known only as "Slaughter". He was sitting at home one day with his faithful pomeranium Paris watching some shite reality TV show reuniting bands from the 80's. This was when the spark hit him. That elusive spark. The sudden hint of inspiration... "LET'S REFORM THE BAND!" He travelled to all corners of the North-East of England hunting down the original members of Les Zeppelin, which was pointless as they were all living it up big style in Tunisia. This was when Les Paul thought he could make it on his own. 2006 sees Les Paul doing a number of sell-out gigs opening for acts such as KISS, Bon Jovi, U2 and Frogma. He can sometimes be seen onstage with a new line-up of Les Zeppelin which includes The Plug on guitars and Tracey Double-Stack on anything she can get her hands on (Literally!) Les Paul is looking to the future and can't wait to take his banjo along to new audiences to pop their cherry to his "unique" brand of music.
