Try to surprise me - do you know three of my interests?
I'd like to meet:
Morgan Freeman. He's awesome and that's that.
Anyone who has ever made or had turducken .
Someone who will go to Hong Kong Flower Lounge with me.
A stranger who will maintain eye contact for more than one second.
A person who can impart their motivational factors.
Someone who can teach me, guide me, love me, learn from me.
Most Recents:
Favorite Meal:
It was cooked over a campfire. Movie Watched: "Strange Brew" Book Read: "Shakedown", by Timothy Zimmerman Road Trip: Clarkdale, AZ Sporting Event: AZ D'backs vs. SD Padres, August 19. Idiot Encounter: Wow, it's been awhile. Last Laugh: My cat, who has no claws, made a beeline for the tree in the back yard as if he would leap it. As soon as he got there, he put on the skids and came to a complete stop right at the trunk. Then he just stared upwards, his tail still flying furiously. Eventually, he did jump into the tree. Guess you had to be there.
My Favorite Links:
Black20 - Some folks that have fun at what they do, and share the fun with their viewers. Check out the shows; their bandwidth stinks but the shows are worth the download wait. Oh, and Jessie kicks arse.
Very Funny Ads - Funny television commercials from all over the world. Urban Dictionary - Finally, a dictionary even *I* can understand. A slang dictionary that brings lots of laughter. Go ahead, look up a few words! Astronomy Picture of the Day - APOD: A new stunning picture every day, most often regarding astronomy. Be sure to check out the archive link for past images! Maricopa County Mugshots - Sheriff Joe shares with us the mugshots from county arrests for the past 3 days. Also check out some of the other links that come up on the left of the new page. Arizona Revised Statutes - ARS code. Learn when it's okay to use deadly force, when it's okay to serve alcohol to a minor, what happens when you trespass on state land, and other AZ laws.
Aaron's Biggest Annoyances:
People who don't use their turn signal | People who drag their feet | Selfish bastards | Lame monsoon seasons | Liars | Lazy people | Taxes | Country music | Idiots | People who are wasteful | People who chew with their mouth open | Smokers who can't keep their exhalation away from me | People who pop out more kids than they know what to do with | Forgetting to say, "hold the mushrooms" | Thinning hair | Dirty silverware at a restaurant | Junk mail | People who have to touch me while they talk | Screaming children | The titanium post in my jawbone | Hypocrites
Some Cheesy Video I Made Many Years Ago:
Yes, I know there are some grammatical errors in it. Even I make mistakes sometimes. Just suck it up and watch it.
Music:
Extra points if you can tell me either of the two instruments I played in band class - and haven't touched since.
I prefer most breeds of rock, and even some electronic music (techno [especially remixes], trance, house, electronica) from time to thyme. Country music makes my ears bleed upon contact. Don't take it personally. A good acoustic sends me to a desirable place far away - even if only for a moment - that is yet unparallelled.
Movies:
The Lion King | A Knight's Tale | Shawshank Redemption | Schindler's List | Grumpy Old Men | Grumpier Old Men | True Lies | Conspiracy Theory | Shark Tale
Television:
Television generally sucks, in my humble opinion. There's only one show I watch fanatically, and you probably don't like it.
This may tag me as a geek, but that doesn't concern me: I do enjoy just about anything aired on The Discovery Channel and The National Geographic Channel. If you haven't seen the Planet Earth series in high def, you're missing out. The videography is absolutely spectacular. One cameraman buried himself with his head sticking out of the ground so he could get a good shot. THAT, my friends, is dedication and makes for some great video.
Heroes:
Volunteers | People who recycle | People who can make someone else's day | People who care about more than just themselves
