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spider

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like swimming, tennis balls, trash and my friends, Dean and Bloom, but I don't really like sharing the couch with Bloom. I prefer to enjoy Bloom from a distance because he's always whipping me in the face with his tail. I am often nervous, and shed much fur.
My people are everything to me. I am a big music lover also. I like it when my mom cranks the stereo real loud so it drowns out my fears. Fortunately, she cranks the stereo a lot.
I love to eat baguettes, steak, and whatever you are having for dinner. My mom gives me stern looks when I beg, but I just act like I don't know what the hell she's saying. Most cannot resist my charms.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has trash, particularly if there are meaty and greasy things in it. I also like people who are good at tug of war, people who'll scratch my butt, and people who take me for long walks on the beach. I love to chase cats and squirrels but I never hurt them, mostly because I can never seem to catch them.

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