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Indissoluble Tyrant!

“If you love me like music.. I'll be your song”

About Me

"Only that man who has offered up himself entire to the blood of war, who has been to the floor of the pit and seen the horror in the round and learned at last that it speaks to his inmost heart, only that man can dance."Even a dumb animal can dance.
Aol IM: Medrian
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Flamethrower
Your Favorite Target: Europeans
Your Kill Count: 1,509,423,930
Your Battle Cry: "Moo!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 18
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $311,541,048,446,245
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 82%
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||| 16%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
trait snapshot:
messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan Svilar
Birthday: 3-15-88
Birthplace: New York
Current Location: Movie Theatre Bitch
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Slavic/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse, Black w/ Read Trim
Your Weakness: I'm Too Awesome
Your Fears: My Awesomeness
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra Cheesy w/ Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Shread on my Guitar
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Kewl
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHY?!??! ARGH!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Eyes?
Your Bedtime: 10:30 ish
Your Most Missed Memory: My Dog Jake
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King Burgers w/ McDonald's Fries
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah!
Do you Sing: Unfortunately
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Yup: UCSB!
Do you want to get Married: Yup
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I'm Sure I Exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope
Are you a Health Freak: NOPE
Do you get along with your Parents: NOPE
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, and Epiphone Les Paul soon I hope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Caffine
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Ninjas or Mob Hit
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: English Major!
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5' 8" or around ish
Weight: Not fat
Best Clothing Style: SEXY
Number of Drugs I have taken: 150,002,031
Number of CDs I own: 300+
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None Yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 921,029
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I Love Music:Death From Above 1979 "Romantic Rights" on Conan:
Get this video and more at MySpace.comElliott Smith "Waltz #2 (XO)" Live On SNL
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests

GUITAR HERO! Music, Games, Friends, Books, Writing, Dancing (usually quite poorly)...

I'd like to meet:

On myspace? Mostly people I already know! :P

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Music:

Top Artists:
Top Tracks:
Recently Listened To:What I've Listened to This Week:


Sage Francis Loves EveryoneI've recently developed an obsession with the Pink Spiders:

Movies:

Fight Club, Animal House, Holy Grail, Star Wars, Akira, Princess Mononoke, Enemy At The Gates, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Lucky Number Slevin, Borat AND SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!!!

Television:

Family Guy, Dilbert, Simpsons, Southpark, Brak Show Boondocks, Band of Brothers.

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ender's Game, Catch-22, 1984.

Heroes:

Waltz #2 First the mic then a half cigarette Singing 'Cathy's Clown' That's the man she's married to now That's the girl that he takes around townShe appears composed, so she is, I suppose Who can really tell? She shows no emotion at all Stares into space like a dead china dollI'm never gonna know you now But I'm gonna love you anyhowNow she's done and they're calling someone Such a familiar name I'm so glad that my memory's remote Cause I'm doing just fine hour to hour, note to noteHere it is, the revenge to the tune "You're no good, You're no good you're no good you're no good" Can't you tell that it's well understoodI'm never gonna know you now But I'm gonna love you anyhowI'm here today and expected to stay on and on and on I'm tired I'm tiredLooking out on the substitute scene Still going strong XO, Mom It's ok, it's alright, nothing's wrong
Tell Mr. Man with impossible plans to just leave me alone In the place where I make no mistakes In the place where I have what it takesI'm never gonna know you now But I'm gonna love you anyhow I'm never gonna know you now But I'm gonna love you anyhow I'm never gonna know you now But I'm gonna love you anyhow

My Blog

Mysterious Coded Msgs Recieved by UCSB College Student

For the last couple of weeks, I've been getting some extremely strange email messages in my inbox for my UCSB email address. The first one I sadly deleted, but I saved the last two and I have no idea ...
Posted by Indissoluble Tyrant! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST

Court

So here's what went down regarding my ticket.I get called to enter my plea.He asks me what my shirt means ("Shakespere Hates Your Emo Poems" [yes, I wore it to court, and yes, I am that awesome])Judge...
Posted by Indissoluble Tyrant! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST

My Comically Bad Saturday Night

    It's been awhile since I actually posted a blog. I bet that's the most popular way to start a blog, eh? Well, it has been. So be it.    So anyway, I decided that it m...
Posted by Indissoluble Tyrant! on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

"Dominic Castillo and the Rock Savants"

I saw   http://www.myspace.com/dominiccastilloandtherocksavants  ; ">"Dominic Castillo and the Rock Savants" last night at Slo brew. They were a really good band reminicent of a slightly more ...
Posted by Indissoluble Tyrant! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:19:00 PST

TOOL

TOOL was amazing. It was everything that I imagined and more.Notes about the trip:1) I found a place that I hate more than L.A. Bakersfield is L.A.'s syringe and shit covered toilet.2) Don't spit out ...
Posted by Indissoluble Tyrant! on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:14:00 PST

Fucked By Rollingstone

Today, I got fucked by Rollingstone magazine.A few weeks ago I took out a temporary subscription of Rollingstone from Best Buy. You know, one of those "you get 4 issues for free" deals. The thing that...
Posted by Indissoluble Tyrant! on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 08:31:00 PST

Preparations

So, I have to move out next month. I'm really excited about it, but today I realized: I have waaaay to much stuff.What I've decided to do, and have already begun to do, is to box up the stuff that I w...
Posted by Indissoluble Tyrant! on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:25:00 PST

Random Meanderings of a Half Asleep Mind

I don't think I've had this much fun crammed into an asian's small living room with 10 people in a long time, if ever. Peach Snapple tastes like shit. Makes me feel the same.Beating up zombies with an...
Posted by Indissoluble Tyrant! on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:08:00 PST

Changes are no Good

    It seems as though, even when things start to look up for me, life shovels shit into my face and laughs.    Today should have been great. Seeing two movies that I was...
Posted by Indissoluble Tyrant! on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Violence?

Understanding the 62% Violent Pac-ManFrom Aaron StantonExamining the Research the U.S. Senate is Using to Judge the ESRB:Violence RatingsIn July of 2006, Dr. Kimberly Thompson testified before the U.S...
Posted by Indissoluble Tyrant! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:20:00 PST