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Name: Daniel Adam Coffey
Birthday: 6/1/1256
Birthplace: Yorkshire, England
Current Location: somewhere in the dark abyss
Eye Color: 51weeks: brown 1week: purple
Hair Color: brown&red
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: french, german, irish, polish, italian, english, cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni black olives mushrooms and an ass-load of garlic
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose 25 lbs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ^_^ love my smiley
Thoughts First Waking Up: curse you sun.
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever the hell i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: my dad
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither, bleh!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: totally, but not near ma
Do you Sing: well
Do you Shower Daily: si
Have you Been in Love: meh, a little
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: above or below the neck?
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: fuck yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, that's when i meditate
Do you play an Instrument: piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: hellz no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ummmm...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: mebe
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hugs
Ever been Drunk: slightly
Ever been called a Tease: ummmmmmmmmm...
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i want battery acid injected into my veins
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: chef/ part time emperor of the world who will enslave the world with an army of guinea pigs and penguins
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: don't matter, unless their a midgit
Weight: don't matter
Best Clothing Style: goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: prescription or no?
Number of CDs I own: 1
Number of Piercings: 1 in the left ear
Number of Tattoos: i make them with sharpies
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ARF ARF!

Chewing on a starburst.....life is good.So, guys, checkit. It was a long time ago that this happened, mind you. But once upon a time i was happy being alone. I was happy not to have someone wonder whe...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:36:00 GMT

SCHLOCK BUBBITY BWAAAAA!

So, here's my current annoyance: Free TradeI was recently in a local (coughpretentiouscough) coffee shop, in which they advertise buyable punds of coffee beans. Not only were all these coffees so plen...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:39:00 GMT

The wrinkles on my brain look like something obscene

well, emotions have been swirling about lately but its late and i cant talk about them right now, so i'll keep you posted.
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:56:00 GMT

Fleeting Feeling: Simply 'Lost'

So, a little bit of a snag has come upon me, and....well, i feel as though i'm on a road to self awareness. I wrote a little poem about it.Fleeting Feeling: Simply LostSometimes, I like to sit alone,b...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:28:00 GMT

My Lost Love

Now, a poet moment with me. I once mourned the loss,but now I embrace it.Or maybe I'm on the cross,just long lost words of wit...Upon the wings of heaven above,I send these words to you.And this poem ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 20:14:00 GMT

My Emotions and You vol. 1

My emotions, on the whole are complex and not easy to understand according to the general public. So I've devised a little guide to my emotions, spread out in 4 or 5 blogs. 3 emotions in each. LET'S C...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:44:00 GMT

Why I Don’t Have 37 Ferrets

With the days getting shorter and the summer coming to a close, School draws near. (September 4th for me) I've never felt more uneasy. This may come as a surprise to you, but I'm not the bes...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:11:00 GMT

Vegetarian Hate Crime or, Die Celery Die

it's twue it's twue! Non Compos Mentis has a new thing to gripe about!   Today I attack these pompous, Holier than thou, know-it-all goddamn vegetarians! you people piss me off in a way that on...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:50:00 GMT

Pictures of a Nude Little Boy

Wow, what kind of a person are you?   Pedophilia is wrong. show your support here: http://www.jointhefight.org/Stop_Child_Molestation
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:50:00 GMT

Poem: Love Letters in Sharpie

Your voice is silk, singing like a siren.Your touch is velvet, a velour embrace.Your face is a rose, petals full and soft.Your hair is gold, strands of radiant wheat. You bear the burden of your beaut...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:08:00 GMT