Like-minded and like-hearted freaks. Funny, honest, kind, good-intentioned, brilliant and extroverted people who can spell properly, bathe (somewhat) regularly and groove to the tunes on my page.
People who wallow in absolute honesty without fluff or chit-chat or superficiality. People who say what they mean and mean what they say, without manipulation, 'hints', 'clues' or any other form of nonrepresentational bullshit.
People who think and feel openly and have nothing to hide because they actually 'get it'. People who wear their soul OUTSIDE their bodies.
People who are a bit 'different' (you know who you are). And Craig Ferguson. Oh yeah.
Plus you must be willing to play with my llama and like it.
*My disclaimer to complete strangers:
I'm not here to see how many 'friends' I can collect. I only pretend to have to pull my ego beside me in a Red Rider wagon, so I am NOT here to stroke it.
I won't add you if you're a band or a business and accost me first. I won't add you if we have nothing in common and I won't add you if you already have 500 'friends'. Or if you're a Republican... damn, almost forgot that one. Oh, or in need of institutionalization. (I know that one takes some self-realization, but most folks have an idea.)
If I add you, it's because I actually like and relate to what I know of you so far and I'll tell you that.
Soooo... I'm here to amuse myself, read about you, write about me, and hopefully widen my circle. Ta dum.
UPDATE... I have to say that I'm not proud, but I folded under the business/social networking pressure and finally joined the 'Book of Face'. If you know my company name or my full name, come find me. I hate to say this, but it's far more interactive, real time and really great for my business. I'm keeping this profile so I can bitch or celebrate this or that in my blog... but I'm over 'on that other site' every day. ~ I know... I know... such a sell-out....