Aliens: I mean, who wouldn't? It's pretty ignorant to assume we're the only intelligent life in the universe. Actually judging by the people I bump into on a day-to-day basis, it's pretty ignorant to assume we're intelligent at all. God: Let me tell you, I've got a LOT of questions for THAT guy. Here's some: "Why?" "What the...?" "Huh?" and "Where the hell are you?"