TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alan Marc Wittenberg
Birthday: December 11, 1982
Birthplace: Panorama City, California
Current Location: Seattle, Washingotn
Eye Color: Hazel/Blue (They are 2 different colors)
Hair Color: Dirty Blond/Light Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Russian and a little German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Newish Vans
Your Weakness: Pretty Girls and the chance of getting away with things
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken, Jalepeno, and Red Pepper
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I dont know
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: What day is it today?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes (though recently someone suggested tongue)
Your Bedtime: When Im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: If I miss it then it isnt a memory
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's or Carl's Jr.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choclate, but Vanilla in Root Beer Floats
Cappuccino or Coffee: blech
Do you Swear: all the fucking time biatch
Do you Sing: you wish I wouldnt
Do you Shower Daily: Usually
Have you Been in Love: I would like to think so
Do you want to go to College: Im there right now
Do you want to get Married: Maybe later
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not unless I read in a car
Do you think you are Attractive: Someone thinks I am and who am I to argue
Are you a Health Freak: god no
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: assuming alcohol doesnt count, no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: not way taller than me
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: several
Number of Piercings: I dont have any but I think they are cool
Number of Tattoos: I have one and want more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! My score on The Personality Defect Test :
Sociopath
(You are 57% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.)
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the &&&&Hippie. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the &&&&Spiteful Loner, the &&&&Smartass, and the &&&&Capitalist Pig.**If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.The other personality types: &&&&The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. &&&&The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. &&&&The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. &&&&The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. &&&&The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. &&&&The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. &&&&The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. &&&&The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. &&&&The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. &&&&The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. &&&&The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. &&&&The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. &&&&The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. &&&&The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. &&&&The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. &&&&The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!
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