here today........
Close your eyes,and keep your Mind Wide Open...
"I'm on the Bus and I got my 'phones... People all around, but I'm good all alone... I won't worry what I need to be... wherever I am, that's the place to be!"
I am Robot Hardcore Punk Rock Multi-time World Champion Backyard Wrestling Kung Fu Ninja Monkeyfist Eagleclaw Technique Cartoon-watchin' Arashikage Ninja Toy-buying Piratical Barbarian Viking Android Book-reading Nerdo Super-geek Playground-crashing Underground Concert-moshing Need a Band young til I die Stay in School Outta Work Kaiju Mohawk Hellenistic Pantheon-following Polytheistic Anti-Christian War-Hating Board-Skating BMX Iroquois Lost Boy Skeleton Costume Wearing Yoo Hoo-Holic Alien Lycan Gypsy X-Box-hatin' Skanking Circle-Pitting, Rock n Roll Superstar He-man Thundercat Skeletor-supporting Cobra Viper Decepticon Riccoculously Olympic-lovin' Juichibi Chakra-loaded Obols-on-the-eyes-when-i-die Bushido Master of Hadou, Messin up shit all the time, but yah I rock in my own mind, and you all suck p.s. girls hate me
You are The Hermit
Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.
The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.
The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.
The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Psycohol
Birthday:
March 23rd, 1348 (the year of the Black Death{I survived!})
Birthplace:
Thermopylae
Current Location:
Tokyo Bay
Favorite Vacation Spot:
Bodega Bay or the Black Lagoon
Eye Color:
Greek Fire Red
Hair Color:
Ninja Black
Height:
400 Ft.
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right Hand, 4th Arm
Your Heritage:
Cimmerian
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Tabi
Your Weakness:
Inability to Attract Good-looking Human Females
Your Fears:
Ha!
Your Perfect Pizza:
12-Layer Cheese NY Style Super Greasy Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Destroy the Planet!
Favorite Sport:
Baseball!!!! Followed by Futbol(Soccer)
Your Most Overused Phrases On an instant messenger:
"haha" "mwahaha" "bwahahaha" "wahaha" "=Þ"
Thoughts First Waking Up:
"Who did I kill last night in my Lycanthropic escapades?!?!"
Your Best Physical Feature:
My Ripped upper Torso and Spikey Hair
Your Bedtime:
Ninjas don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory:
Fun times in the Stuffed Animal Kingdom with my bro
Religious?:
I only direct my worship to Zeus, Aphrodite, Artemis, Apollo, Poseiden, and the rest of the Gods on the Greek Pantheon... screw Monotheism!
Which Decade in the 20th Century would you live over and over:
1950's with the Greasers and orig. Rock n Roll! (1920's and 80's are runners up)
What time period in all of history would you most like to visit:
Impossible to choose... Ancient Greece probably... but Egypt, America before the white man, Renaissance Italy, Ancient China or Japan, Vikings, Mesopotamia, Jurassic Period... so many cool times, I wanna go to all!!!
Pepsi or Coke:
YOO HOO!!!
McDonalds or Burger King:
McD's
Single or Group Dates:
I prefer to Mung...
Do you miss anyone right now?:
All my homies in NY, and me gal if she not wit me!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Iced Tea is for Girls
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Choco
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Both
Do you Smoke:
NEVER F***ING EVER!!! And that's a Promise, cuz that's my Ninja Way!!! SXE
Do you Swear:
Indeed, especially words involving "christ"
Do you Sing:
I yell
Do you Shower Daily:
No way, thats a waste of water...
Have you Been in Love:
My manufacturer did not include that emotion in my circuitry... but I tried to install and upload this emotion into me once, only to have it cancelled before I had it fully operational. Let's try again!
Do you want to go to College:
Maybe I'll go, again...
Do you want to get Married:
Only with a compatible model Android, or Nintendo Wii system... my disk fits into its slot perfect!
Do you believe in yourself:
Good Question
Do you get Motion Sickness:
I am too superhuman for that
Do you think you are Attractive:
Hell yes!
Are you a Health Freak:
Nah, Health Class was kinda boring, I preferred World History and Geography, and Lunch...
Any venereal diseases?:
Only Lycanthropy... does that count?
Do you get along with your Parents:
Yup, Godzilla and Mothra are the coolest!
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Depends on the severity and if it threatens my home
Do you play an Instrument:
I boom on the drumset
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Not in the past 26 years
In the past month have you Smoked:
No no no, never
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
And no again
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
maaaayyyybe
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
yes i'm a frickin' puppet to society's evil corporate monarchys too like the rest of you...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
No, try Teddy Grahams.... Mmmmmm!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Ewww, I think not...
In the past month have you been on Stage:
I make guest appearances on stage here n there...
In the past month have you been Dumped:
i hope not, that would hurt a lot and i would die
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
With your Sister
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Stealing the hearts of the Bag Ladies downtown...
Ever been Drunk:
Not a loser
Ever been called a Tease:
I hope so...
Ever been Beaten up:
I've been thrown off rooves, through tables and chairs... and then there's the Mosh Pits... yes...
Ever Shoplifted:
No
How do you want to Die:
In a Ninja Swordfight to the Death, or Kung Fu Battle
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Ruler of the World
What country would you most like to Visit:
Japan and Greece, and maybe Italy
Favorite Sports Team(s):
St. Louis Cardinals, Pittsburgh Pirates {baseball}; Celtic {soccer}
Freddy, Jason, or Michael Myers:
KRUEGER!!! (All are cool tho)
Weapon of Choice:
Shuriken or 3-Section Staff
Favorite Villain:
Skeletor
Favorite Kung Fu Villain:
Ghostface Killer edges out Pai Mei, just barely...
King Kong vs. Godzilla, Who Really Won?: Godzilla without a doubt! King Kong was running away like a bitch at the end, as Godzilla, still underwater, awaited a counterattack, but never got one cuz Kong was a pussy! Godzilla will always be King of Monsters!
Video Game System Pref:
I'm a Nintendo fanboy... old school is best though, and old Sega, although i used to hate it... currently I hate X-Box and anything Bill Gates! PS2's ok though...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Whatever
Favourite Hair Color:
Whatever
Short or Long Hair:
Long is Better, no buzzcuts
Height:
Whatever
Weight:
Skinny Anorexic Girls work best
Best Clothing Style:
I hate styles, how about being yourself...
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Zero
A Liar?:
FUCK NO!!!
Number of CDs I own:
What?! Who? Me or her...? I thought these questions were about what I was looking for in a girl... you're weird!
Number of Piercings:
whatever
Number of Tattoos:
Arm tattoos on chicks are smokin'... if the girl's not a cow of course... sorry cows, jog more or talk with atkins
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
"If that's what they call normal, then I'd rather be insane!"
I'd like to meet:
somebody who likes to be complimented
The Croc Hunter in the Fields of Elysium, Crispin Glover, Roxy Epoxy, Fay Wray, Voodoo hottie from 'Pirates 2', Jubilee, O-Ren Ishii, Go Go Yubari, Judy G., the Bride of Frankenstein, Ludivine, Fani Halkia, Helen Kane, Sakura, Sakura-chan, Cammy, Chun Li, Princess Tigerlilly, Saria, Princess Zelda, Aphrodite, Artemis, Circe, the Banshee, Aayla Secura, Leia, Evil-Lynn, She-Ra, Mothra, Baroness, the T-X, Anemone, Ariel, Princess Jasmine, Lacey, girls with sweet mohawks, Gypsy gals, Daphne the nymph, Ziyi Zhang
all my science proven useless, i cannot learn the formula for you
Screeching Weasel doing "Supermarket Fantasy"
"Make yourself useful, and draw me some DAMN money!!!"
Do not exit... please Panic in an orderly fashion!
i want an electric sheep..... i dream of them every night
Music:
Minor Threat, Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Blitz, Sham 69, Pistols, NYDolls, Iggy, Last Resort/Warriors, Bad Brains, Warzone, SOIA, H2O, Madball, Dropkicks, Rancid, Op Ivy, Circle Jerks, Epoxies, Bouncing Souls, Descendents, Leftover Crack, Phenomenauts, Floggin M., AGFront, MC5, Business, Casualties, Common Rider, Ramones, Dead Boys, Lower Class Brats, Nekromantix, All, Fast Times, Bad Religion, Samhain, XRaySpex, Gorilla Bisuits, Civ, Verbal Abuse, Reagan Youth, Screeching Weasel, Queers, Buzzcocks, Anti-Flag, 7 Secs, Specials, Gogol B., Aquabats, Hives, Two Man Advantage, Cro-Mags, Choking Victim, Famous Monsters, TSOL, Milkmen, Rich Hell, Real McKenzies, Cock Sparrer, Germs, Vice Squad, Adicts, Subhumans, GBH, Exploited, Gang Green, Skarhead, Sons of Skam, Voids, Middle Class, Black Tie Operation, Scag Rotter, Los Gatos Locos, Kings of Nuthin, 90 Pound Wuss, Substitoots, Hell Caminos, 86 List, Golfcart Rebellion, Smitz, Bari Bari, Democratic Fistfights, Skullfux, and gettin' into more old stuff all the time
Little Richard, the Killer Jerry Lee Lewis, Fats Domino, Chuck Berry, Chubby Checka, the King, Big Bopper, Bo Diddly, anythin' else in that early Rock n' Roll period or Doo Wop, Marcels, Penguins, Bobby Darin, Helen Kane, the Duke, Bix, Louie, Ella, any 20's-30's scratchy soundin' stuff (jazz or blues), 40's swing, Scott Joplin
Random stuff: Danzig!, Guns n Roses, RHCP, Pantera, Def Leppard (wooo), Kill Em All by Metallica(none of the new shit), some ol' Megadeth, Judas Priest, Dio, Maiden, Fozzy, AC/DC, old Aerosmith, Rollins, Midnight Oil, Tom Petty, Travelin Wilburies, Zombies, 80's New Wave (Aha, Billy Idol, Men W/o Hats, Devo, etc.) Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, West Siiiiide, PFunk, Elton, Billy Joel
And the stuff by PSYCOHOL & the NOBODYS rocks... yah i make my own music on a karaoke machine witha 2-string bass and drumset... its crappy but its gooOoOoOOod!!!!!
Movies:
-Jurassic Park all the way, I love dinosaurs... anything with dinos turns my head!
-Kaiju Movies, Godzilla and Gamera make me go cwazy!!! I also like Rodan and Mothra and Anguilas and Ghidrah, and MechaGodzilla, and a whole slew of others...
-Orig. King Kong great too
-Classic Chinese Kung Fu Flicks, all the classics from Master Killer to 5 Fingers of Death....... 5 must sees though are:
Mystery of Chessboxing
Master of the Flying Guillotine
Fist of the White Lotus
Chinese Super Ninjas
Five Deadly Venoms
-Universal Horror Flicks, from Frankenstein to Drac to Invisible Dude to Wolfman to Mummy to the LagoonMan
- The Wizard of Oz!!! Not many movies better than that in the history of Hollywood... i watch it at least 3 times a year, Judy G. is my all-time crush.... Return to Oz is good too... they need to make more
-Old swashbuckling movies- Errol Flynn, Fairbanks, anything good
-80's movies... the decade i grew up in, no CGI, all good, The Warriors, Escape from New York, MONSTER SQUAD, Goonies, Rambos, Rockys, Terminators, Robocop, Bloodsport, Total Recall, Commando, Alien movies, fuckin' PREDATOR!!!.... all the good stuff!
-Zombie Movies, mostly Romero movies, Night, Dawn, DAY, and Land of the Dead.... as well as others like 'Dead Alive'(insane gore-factor), Zombi 2, and let's not forget my all-time favs EVIL DEAD 1 & 2, and the Army of Darkness!!! Pure awesomeness!!!
-Indiana Jones and Back to Future!
-Heavily Anti-CGI, I hate digital effects unless they look good like in Jurassic, or used for style like Sin City, but creating monsters, or even more shamefully, not using live animals that you could just go and get to use, and then train them like they did in older movies, and instead making them out of pixels to look like crap... shame on you Hollywood! You suck! When someone has to do a flip in a movie anymore, it's done digitally... where are the stuntmen?!
-Orig. 3 Star Wars, none of the crappy CGI-fests... although the last one wasn't bad... (ps- i'm no trekkie)
-Nightmare on Elm St.'s(1-5&New) and Fri. 13ths(1-8) and 1st 2 Halloweens, Pumpkinhead, orig. Chainsaw Massacre, and many other 70's-80's slasher flicks (Freddy vs. Jason blew ballsack!)
-Harryhausen movies, Claymation is AWESOME!!! Sinbad is super rad!!!
-Cool historical epics/myth movies... Ancient Greek stuff, Native American, Norse, Asian, Roman, Egyptian... all good
-Fantasy... yah I'm a geek, but thats cuz its so freakin' cool... Lord of the Rings, Willow, Ewoks, Conan, Clash of the Titans, Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Legend, Princess Bride, Conans, all the good shit
-Sci-Fi movies... already mentioned the Kaiju... anything with Flying Saucers(not MIB tho, it sucks), Plan 9, Robot Monster, DayEarthStoodStill,PlanetofApes, Earth vs. Flying Saucers
-Peter Pan... most any version from toon to Hook to the newer movie... even the one where the lady played him haha
-Anime, well-drawn cartoons... I hate fully CPU animated toons like Shrek and Nemo and that shit since it took over, I like the classic Disney toons (Aladdin!!!, etc.), and plenty of Anime, cuz Japan's mostly keepin' it real... Spongebob is drawn like crap, and is a copy of Ren & Stimpy anyways, most all American TV toons are drawn like crap these days, and kids absolutely LOVE IT! I loathe them! Good animes: Akira(obviously), Ninja Scroll, Ghost in Shell, Grave of Fireflies, anything Miyazaki, Vamp Hunter D, Fist of Northstar, Street Fighters (I'm still a novice at anime, so give me a break you animeholics)
-Scissorhands, Batman 1&2, Beetlejuice, Tim Burton movies... except crappy ones like Planet of the Apes(the original was the best!)
-Comedies... hmm what kinda comedy movies do I prefer? Good question, mostly ones with the old old old SNL/SCTV crew like Murray, Chevy, Moranis, Candy, Akroid, etc.... "What About Bob", Groundhog's Day, GHOSTBUSTERS!!!, National Lampoons Vacation series, the Great Outdoors, SPACEBALLS!!!!!... but I liked old-school Jim Carrey movies too, and "Almost Heroes" with Farley was most hilarious!
Other hot movies that rule include:
-KILL BILL!!!!
-Willard
-SLC Punk
-NINJA TURTLES!!!
-Holy Grail
-Home Alone
-Narnia
-V for Vendetta
-Borat
-Apocolypto was freakin' excellent!
-Bridge to Terabithia(made me cry everytime dammit)
You can win my heart if you are deeply in love with many of these movies as i am...
Television:
I used to watch it... it sucks now... wish ECW was still on... ECW-ECW-ECW
But uh.... what did I used to watch? He-Man, Thundercats, GI Joe, Transformers, Gobots, Jem, Duck Tales, Rescue Rangers, Tale Spin, Looney Toons, Tiny Toons, Disney Toons, Tom n Jerry, Woody Woodpecker, Sesame St., Pinwheel, Elephant Show, Count Duckula, David the Gnome, Dennis the Menace(toon & old show), Fraggle Rock, Alf, Ninja Turtles, Double Dare, You Can't Do That on Television, Legends of the Hidden Temple, alotta old Nickelodeon, Ren n Stimpy, Rocco's, Doug, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Eerie Indiana, Young Indiana Jones, A-Team, Quantum Leap, Full House, Family Matters, Step by Step, WWF Wrestling(when it was good{Ultimate Warrior, Roddy Piper, Andre, Hulk, Demolition, Rude, Jake the Snake, Dibiase, etc. days!}), ECW(when I could find it), Mr. Ed, Patty Duke, Munsters, Hamtaro, Tokyo Pig, Ultimate Muscle, Naruto, Simpsons(older seasons are best, getting worse now), Futurama(all of it), History Channel(when its ancient or medieval stuff), Discovery/National Geographic Channel(when its about nature or somethin cool), SNL, In Living Color, Mad TV, Chapelle Show, Scooby Doo, Hanna Barbara All Star Laff-a-lympics, Any old Hanna Barbara cheesiness, anything that me and my bro used t'go watch and laugh along to
Oh yah and if the Olympics(Summer or Winter) are on, I am all over them like a hyena on zebra-meat... and if my fav teams are in the Baseball Playoffs or World Series, or even any regular season game, I'm there too! World Cup also!!! 4 Years is too long to wait!!!!
Books:
Robert E. Howard's Conan Stories & others, Hobbit/LOTR/Tokien, Roald Dahl, Classics(P.Pan,Alice,LostWorld), HG Wells, Jules Verne(still much to read by him), "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" & other Philip K. Dick stories(most excellent), Hitchhiker Books, Narnia, L. Frank Baum's Oz Books, some Crichton(JurPark,LWorld,Congo,Timeline), Beowulf, Grimm's, Princess Bride, Lord of the Flies, NecRoNoMicOn, Arabian Nights, Twain, Old Kid's Books that I grew up on, Dune, Comic Books, Greek/Roman Classics(Odyssey,Iliad,Argonautica,Aeniad,Metamorphoses,etc.
); kickass historical books about Pirates, Greeks, Egyptians, Ninjas, Cultures, Civilizations, etc.
"ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL... One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them!"
Heroes:
Godzilla, Skeletor, Cobra Commander, Ultimate Warrior, Axl Rose, cHaNtiLLy LaCe & a pUrTy FaCe, Freddy Krueger, Jackalman, Starscream, Rodan, Crazy Horse, Clubber Lang, Snake Eyes & Storm Shadow, Smeagol, Pai Mei, Ghostface Killer(not the rapper, the evil Kung Fu Super-Villain), Master Killer, T800, the Predator, O-Ren Ishii, Ken Masters, Calico Jack, Cookie Puss, Doomsday, Juggernaut, Madmartigan, Jason V., Danzig, Hank Rollins, Mike Tyson, Muldoon, Spider-Man, Supes, Mr. Execution, My War Machine(RIP), the 2006 St. Louis Cardinals, Andy Van Slyke, Marty Jannetty, Marty McFly and his Delorean, Inigo & Fezzik, Heracles, Theseus, Perseus, all the Olympians(my Gods on Olympus), Peter Pan, the Croc Hunter, Me cuz I'm Hard to the C to the O-R-E
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
75%
Green Lantern
70%
Hulk
65%
Robin
60%
Supergirl
57%
The Flash
55%
Catwoman
45%
Superman
45%
Iron Man
40%
Wonder Woman
37%
Batman
20%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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