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Miramonster

My Name is Mud

About Me

I found Jesus!!! He was behind the couch the whole time!


My Stats: Weight: 260 lbs.
Height: 6' 0"
Shotput: 44' 3"
Discus: 132' (5th in the section)
Wrestling Record: 41-29
Bench Press: 380 lbs (the new Auburn High bench press record)
Squats: 485 lbs (weak I know)
Captain of Auburn High School's Football Team
4 Year Varsity Football
Captain of AHS Wrestling team
Sectional Qualifier
3rd in Nic-9/regionals

"I'd like to have my kicks before the shithouse goes up in flames..."

- Jim Morrison

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



You aren't my friend? Then FUCK you!



If only...

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Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

Music:

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Movies:

Sin City, the Punisher, Kung Pow, Kung Fu Hustle, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Fight Club, and Napolean Dynamite, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, and pretty much every other Miyazaki Movie.

Television:


Yea I like anime... what are you gona say about it bitch?

Books:

Les Claypool.... a bass god?.

Heroes:



My Blog

I love being in a band so much :)

Well... We might have a gig in a month I think. Not definately yet. I don't have a specific date either. But get yourselves ready. For if you attend this show... you will be rocked. Everyone in the ba...
Posted by Big Lug on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST

damn it...

Well, another of year football gone, another year of me NOT getting all conference offensive guard. This time.. a guy from Guilford and a guy from Freeport got it. BULLSHIT. I got special mention. Who...
Posted by Big Lug on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

Cocksucker!

Well. I love how some people like to talk shit about me. I hope they realize who I am. I'll break this down for them incase they read it.-I am THE STRONGEST mother fucker to ever go to Auburn High sch...
Posted by Big Lug on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

I love school....

I love it about as much as I love a tackhammer to the genitals. Drama drama drama. Always. Keep on the sunny side always on the sunny side.Well. Let me inform some people on things. So they can UNDER...
Posted by Big Lug on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

Well...

I tried to do it and be friends. But it just didn't happen that way. So she hates me? fuck that. I don't care.  
Posted by Big Lug on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST

Right in Two

"Right in Two" by Tool   Angels on the sideline,Puzzled and amused.Why did Father give these humans free will?Now they're all confused.Don't these talking monkeys know thatEden has enough to go ...
Posted by Big Lug on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:15:00 PST

DON'T READ IF YOU'RE RELIGIOUS

Well. Another fucking let down. we worked our asses off to win my senior year homecoming game. We played the ENTIRE FUCKING GAME. We were ahead 14-6 at halftime. Then they tie it. In overtime... the c...
Posted by Big Lug on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:48:00 PST

Rockford sucks.

Rockford, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.  This piece of shit town sucks on many levels. Let me explain a few reasons why. 1.) It's so huge yet there's absofuckinlutely nothing to do....
Posted by Big Lug on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:32:00 PST

god damn it

I'm too much of a puss. Why do i let people walk all over me? I'm 6'0, 260 lbs, I bench press 385 lbs but I cannot be mean when Ihave to be. I hope I made the right choice. Regardless of whether or no...
Posted by Big Lug on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST

It's hard to let go...

It's hard to let go of something that important in your life.I duno. I'm already feeling the old feeling where something is missing. We're still gona try and be friends. I hope we do.  She's stil...
Posted by Big Lug on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:33:00 PST