THE LITTLE PERSON in my GLASS -"Have another drink," he says, "for it will make you more ATTRACTIVE, funny, BEAUTIFUL and wise.""No," say I. "For I am STRONG and SENSIBLE and drinking will not do those things you say.""Alas," says he, " then I am surely DOOMED. For if you do not keep me WET, it is my fate to DIE."So drink I do ... and drink and drink and DRINK. For NEVER would I have the HEART to let a Little Person DIE.
