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I'm a dirty mess and I ain't no good, but secretly I'm inlove with the world! (Love's a funny, old, thing innit?) Dangerous Brian keeps me in order, and pictures and pubs is what keeps me alive. I love boy's with cheeky smiles and fat thighs. Beautiful hands are the way to my soul! I do quite alot of sleeping and have to have my nap time in the afternoon. Mommy says, "stay away from musicians, they're naughty little swines"! Sometimes, I just can't help myself, I love to draw them while they sleep! I have a little growth on the side of my face I like to call Martin, oh wait, thats my ear, sorry! I have a baby called Twiggy and she's a right bitch. She told me she would love to lick you to death. (Dog's like that sort of thing!) I don't have many friends, so I'd like to make lots! (Of the special kind of course!) I do have one friend though, Matt 'DEATH' Monroe. He's a filthy gimp who struggles for a living making Snuff films. He also likes a little bit of rum before his daily routine of ruining lives. So, I got this camera phone right, and all I keep doing is snap, snap, snapping at everyone's ankles. It's all about the money, so don't steal my faith! I heart football hooligans. x