I escaped the womb of a carnie and traveled around being raised by the freak show. I'm an excellent cook. I can make such things as salad, cereal, peanut butter AND jelly sandwiches and right now I'm working on learning how to make toast and boil water. I poop, which is an interesting fact because I found out that girls do not do that because they throw up everything they eat. Let's see...I've poisoned Catherine's water supply to make her easily influential. For example *Jedi wave thing-a-majig* "You like me, you think I'm sexy." and "You will marry me." I'm still working on the "I'm right." one. The Stinky Cheese Man did end up learning a valuable life lesson because he...sorry got tired of talking about meself. More useless facts in answer to the most common questions I get asked when I first meet someone as follows: Yes, yes, no, sometimes, oh that's nasty, hate it, not really.
