Demon summoning high-school children (Not Harry Potter), Harry Potter,sandwiches, hot sauce, hip-hop culture, being the whitest man alive, the environment, reading, paleo-futurism, sandwiches with hot sauce, discussion, household servant abuse, personal freedoms, personal responsibility, reckless hedonism, knowledge of impressive (but ultimately useless) historical anecdotes, the English language, Scotland, bands from Scotland that tend to mope a lot, color theory, interior design, pretending I can write, unnecessary interests, corn and corn alone day, vampire fiction, alternative history, velvet paintings of both Jesus and unicorns (represented in equal measure), getting yelled at in Spanish, freak-ass juggalettes, outliving Larry the Cable Guy, men of society, and having an awesome girlfriend.
As one might have guessed by the picture above, I have already met who I'd like to meet, and I am just as happy with it as she is lovely (Which is quite a bit.) That being said, I am actually almost a friendly person when you get to know me. If you like talking about food, music, comedy, environmentalism, books, criticism, theology, mythology, awesomelogy, or sandwiches (which are a type of food,) you'd do well to give me a ring.