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Justin

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About Me

I love taking long walks on the beach at night. I live for dinners by candle light. Whispering sweet nothings is something I am good at. Also I love spelunking in dark, damp, ebony, caverns.
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My Interests

Quantum Physics, Nanotechnology and it's future applications in urban warfare, and Missy Edwards

I'd like to meet:

I'd really love to meet someone who can appreciate the delicate pallet of Madagascarian cuisine. Or at the very least, someone I can smack around for a bit.

Music:

T-rex, John Lennon, Interpol, Berry Manilow, Pink Floyd, Superjoint Ritual, Radiohead, The Comas, The Anomoanan, The Faint, Lance Bass, Rogue Wave, Joy Division, God Speed You! Black Emperor, Tarantella, Blood Brothers, Led Zeppelin, David Hasslehoff, Sisters of Mercy, Pearl Jam, The Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Mclusky, Built To Spill, Neil Young, Nirvana, Yanni, Comets on Fire, These Arms Are Snakes, Erase Errata, and everything Johnny Mathis did before 1972.

Movies:

I'm really a big fan of what the Dutch are doing with the Midget-porn genre. They've takin something we all grew up with, and made it into something new...and fresh. I just can't stop raveing about it.

Television:

...great band. Diffentitly check out Marque Moon if you get a chance kids!

Books:

The Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf. Both really swell reads. I wonder which will be proven right. Which will stand the test of time?

Heroes:

Oscar Robinson, Nostradamas, Stephen King, The Guy/Chick that invented the pet rock, Albert Einstein, Joan of Arc, Napoloen Bonaparte, Karl Marx, Mozart, Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Wilfred Brimley, Anastasia Romanov, Johnny Rotten, The Marx Brothers, Sylvia Plath, Don Lapre, Buddha, Mohammed, Dhali Lhama, Nelson Mandela, Optimus Prime, Princess Diana, Eli Whitney, Chi Guevera, F.D.R., J.F.K., R.F.K., M.L.K., Me..ok?

My Blog

Random Thoughts

    Yeah so I don't write these very much anymore, but I've been very busy. Work, school, video games, and masturbation can eat up alot of your time. There is, surprisingly, a quiet dem...
Posted by Justin on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:24:00 PST

The Complete Destruction Of All Religions By Me!

The Complete Distruction Of Religion By Me ATTENTION: The following is OFFENSIVE. if you or any love one who might read this is offended easily..please do NOT read this! I can guarantee that you WILL...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 09:11:00 PST

Life and Death...and why they're both dumb

       Greetings all! I have returned with yet another rant! A few weeks ago my grandmother left this earth to go...wherever you go when you leave here. This got me think...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST

For all you romantics out there

 Well it's Valentine's Day and I can't help but thinking about fucking. Everybody else is running around shitting themselves, worrying about whether to get the box of chocolates or the teddy bear...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

Oh Fuck Me....It's Already 2007?!

    Well I hope everybody had another depressing round of holiday bullshit. I don't know what makes me want to slit my throat more...all the "merry" music or having to actually go out and bu...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:04:00 PST

Summer sucks and so does Michigan Fans

    Well folks October is kicken and things are starting to die outside and already people are bitchin..."Brrrr it's gettin chiiillly outside."..."Gosh I hope it doesn't snow that much ...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:15:00 PST

Take This Quiz Bitches!

         Yeah so I'm tired of these cute, little, quizes people keep posting as bulletins. I use to see these all the time in my fucking email along with a...
Posted by Justin on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:30:00 PST

Women Who Should Be Bludgeoned To Death With A Concrete Dildo!

     I thank everyone for their kind comments in regards to the last blog. I must now write of the "fairer" sex. "...... And God took a rib from Adam and made a woman...(and Adam k...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:21:00 PST

Men who pee sitting down

      Alright, due to a public outcry toward my last blog, "It's too rambling.....I think the topic is stupid.....It's not as funny as the last one...(Kaylan)...., I have deci...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:46:00 PST

Shocking secrets about your dad and Phoebe Cates!

     Welcome back friends to our next episode where I will delve into the horrifying simularities between your father's cock and Phoebe Cates' boobies!!     &nb...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST