Elmo

I was hanging out with this guy my dealer introduced me to, his name was Bert. Bert told me that if I could get off the needle for a couple days, he could hook me up with a good gig. So I went cold and was dope sick like there's no tomorrow. About a week or so later I followed up and landed on some whack kids show with a bunch of tards and pedophiles. The pay is incredible. I practically run the place now, hell, I have people run out to score me dope for lunch, no more suckin' the cock for quarters ...