who do you think was the first person to say "i think it needs some kind of flavor sauce"? |
Seating the counted and plastic banana.Fortelling the filtered and distance between.Haveing a world enhanced by infinity before dawn.Tearing honor by way down nations with a different truth.Forward Ma...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:36:00 GMT |
Jount! |
EditA poemMary-Anne's a bitch because you can't hear yourself speak. Mark David Chapman and Ace Freely were doing the silver streak thing. They got sent home from work for showing up in black face, ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 22:29:00 GMT |
Love in Vain |
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:55:00 GMT |
Love Soup |
I dreamed I was riding in a train. It looked like it was made out of an old wooden fence, the kind you'd see somewhere out in the desert. I was on my way home from a video store, or a record store, ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:45:00 GMT |
Video Blog |
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 12:02:00 GMT |
I saw two guys getting arrested outside of a Jack In The Box |
It was four o' clock in the morning and I was just leaving work. These two guys had been hanging around outside the store for a couple of hours. They were drunk and laughing and shouting. When I go...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:59:00 GMT |
I Am Iron Man, apparently. |
Votre résultat:Tu es Iron ManIron Man 95%Hulk 90%Spider-Man 85%Supergirl 77%Catwoman 75%The Flash 60%Superman 55%Robin 50%Green Lantern 50%Wonder Woman 32%Batman 25%Inventif et génial,tu as le sens de...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:05:00 GMT |
i’m glad i don’t have a vagina |
i'd be afraid i would lose stuff in there.like drumsticksand rolls of quarters.
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 21:52:00 GMT |
conversation of the day. |
"Matt, are you married?""No, I'm not married.""Do you have a girlfriend or anything. . . ? Do you have a girlfriend?""Me? No, I don't have a girlfriend.""Oh, cause you're kind of cute.""Oh, well th...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:38:00 GMT |
i should masterbate more. |
shouldn't i?hey, bio-dome's on.
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:02:00 GMT |
