Movies are my life, music, art/cartooning/sketching/photoshop, concerts, DVDs, shopping like a girl, driving, Toronto goin', getting carded, hibernating/coma naps, trying on clothes I can't afford, billiards, the bar/club scene, not tipping, jazzercise, people watching, throwing out pennies, laying on car hoods watching planes fly overhead, looking at before-and-after crystal meth photos, stand-up comedy, sitting down, laughing at my own jokes, being a self-centered asshole, neckties, TV, sarcasm, hanging with friends, trying to write a screenplay, serial killers, zombies, internetting, cut-off jean shorts that effectively hide my thunder, clothes, Wikipedia, New York City, using my debit card to buy gum, hating Niagara, awkward situations and uncomfortable conversation, gay innuendo that goes too far. When it comes to interests in the opposite sex, I'm into moms, primarily. Soccer moms, single moms, Nascar moms.. any type of mom, really.
I'd Like to Meet:
Also, online friends and MY BIOLOGICAL PARENTS.
Weekly artists:
Recent tracks:
Hey kids, let's pick up sticks, let's make a sound of our own.
For the unknowing:
01. Radiohead
02. The Microphones/Mount Eerie
03. Arcade Fire
04. Bright Eyes
05. Pavement
06. Pixies
07. Animal Collective
08. Of Montreal
09. Man Man
10. Sunset Rubdown
Others.. Dirty Projectors, Born Ruffians, Akron/Family, The Unicorns, Xiu Xiu, The Walkmen, Frog Eyes, Modest Mouse, Broken Social Scene, Neutral Milk Hotel, Wolf Parade, Handsome Furs, Young People, Beirut, Final Fantasy, The Moldy Peaches, Interpol, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Decemberists, Grizzly Bear, Peter Bjorn & John, TV On the Radio, Hot Chip, Midlake, Little Wings, Architecture in Helsinki, Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks, Sigur Ros, Swan Lake, Meligrove Band, Tokyo Police Club, Elliott Smith, Cold War Kids, Sufjan Stevens, Flaming Lips, White Stripes, The Beatles, Okkervil River, Feist, Minus Story, Liars, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Panda Bear, Shout Out Louds, The National, Joanna Newsom, Devendra Banhart, Blackblack, Tapes 'n Tapes, Björk, Trail of Dead, The Strokes, British Sea Power, The Knife, The Streets, Do Make Say Think, The Golden Dogs, Miniature Tigers, Silver Jews, Stars, Beck, Vashti Bunyan, cLOUDDEAD, Anathallo, Jason Collett, Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton, Les Savy Fav, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, Rufus and Loudon III Wainwright, Apostle of Hustle, Tom Waits, The Clash, The Cure, Desaparecidos, Islands, Fiery Furnaces, The Zombies, Coldplay, Wilco, Brand New, Deerhunter, Y.A.C.H.T, The Blow, Patrick Wolf, Donovan, John Cale, The Mars Volta, my good pal Jordaan Mason, etc.
"Me? I've had so many names... Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce. I am the mountain, the forest and the earth. I am a faun. Your most humble servant, Your Highness." - Pan's Labyrinth
Others.. Goodfellas, Pan's Labyrinth, Grindhouse, Sin City, Zodiac, Little Miss Sunshine, Ghost World, Election, Silence of the Lambs, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Raging Bull, Donnie Darko, Seven, Crash, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Royal Tenenbaums, Smokin' Aces, The Pursuit of Happyness, The Boondock Saints, Amores Perros, Babel, 21 Grams, Amelie, Shawshank Redemption, Magnolia, Punch-Drunk Love, The Proposition, The Departed, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, The Last King of Scotland, Children of Men, Little Children, Film Geek, Road to Perdition, Tsotsi, Good Will Hunting, Talented Mr. Ripley, The Crossing Guard, Boyz N The Hood, Casino, Trainspotting, The Warriors, Clerks, Mallrats, Blood Diamond, American Movie, Deer Hunter, Heat, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Ed Wood, Blow, I Heart Huckabees, Forrest Gump, Happiness, LA Confidential, Shining, Bully, Traffic, Jarhead, Spun, Braveheart, The Truman Show, Man on the Moon, Mystic River, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad, Chopper, 8MM, Big Fish, American History X, 25th Hour, Equilibrium, Casino Royale, Midnight Express, Wild at Heart, Mulholland Drive, Requiem for a Dream, Philadelphia, Pleasantville, Taxi Driver, About Schmidt, Adaptation, American Splendor, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Annie Hall, Collateral, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Falling Down, Full Metal Jacket, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Chumscrubber, Life of David Gale, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Lost in Translation, Leon: The Professional, Man on Fire, Mean Creek, Mars Attacks, Narc, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Office Space, Raising Arizona, Robocop, Saving Private Ryan, Sleepy Hollow, Usual Suspects, Wet Hot American Summer, Rocky, Rocky IV, Thumbsucker, Jaws, Capote, Gangs of New York, The Weather Man, Cape Fear, Serpico, Jurassic Park, Network, Dog Day Afternoon, Untouchables, 11:14, Gladiator, Alien, Aliens, Alien³, Alien Resurrection, Modern Times, Hostel, Sexy Beast, As Good as it Gets, Brick, Hard Candy, Casino Royale, United 93, The Three Burials of Meliques Estrada, Transamerica, Bonnie and Clyde, Art School Confidential, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Batman, Batman Returns, Silent Movie, The Hills Have Eyes remake, Willard, The Descent, Dog Soldiers, Halloween 1 & 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 & 2, High Tension, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Dead Alive, Wolf Creek, Sleepaway Camp, Friday the 13th Part 7, etc.
Oh, and..
For the unknowing:
01. Seinfeld
02. The Office
03. Kenny vs Spenny
04. Arrested Development
05. Trailer Park Boys
06. Nip/Tuck
07. Curb Your Enthusiasm
08. Entourage
09. Strangers With Candy
10. Freaks and Geeks
Others.. Right now I'm obsessed with Flight of the Conchords. AMERICAN GLADIATORS, The Office (UK), Little Britian, Rescue Me, Da Ali G Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Colbert Report, Prison Break, 24, Family Guy, Kids in the Hall, King of Queens, Scrubs, Reno 911, The Shield, Extras, South Park, SNL, Undeclared, The Job, Chappelle's Show, Saved by the Bell, That '70s Show, Dead Like Me, Sopranos, CSI, Daily Show, Degrassi High and Jr. High, Dexter, Penn and Teller: Bullshit, Upright Citizens Brigade, Sarah Silverman Program, Wife Swap/Trading Spouses (Fuck you), How It's Made, Lost, Beat the Geeks, Last Comic Standing, Distraction, Family Feud..
Stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things, too.
And the stereotypical "mom and dad." Thanks for the bad vision and slow metabolism.