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I am Andrew
And I am quite a man-cakes.

I want to get a tattoo of the world kissing one of my butt cheeks. I think that would accurately reflect my outlook on life.

I don't like people who act like they're smarter than I am, even if they are, which they're usually not. You're not funny, sit down.

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Blonde

Shot girl sits on my lap and starts moving her hips... I bury my face in her tits and grab the shot with my mouth, tipping it back.  She takes it in her mouth and sucks on it, and for a moment we are ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:04:00 GMT

storm brewin'

Why is it I feel on top of the world until someone tells me about something I can't do anything to fix, then I'm irreconcilable, angry, obsessive, paranoid, and a downright asshole.  I no longer want ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:16:00 GMT

Klonopins and needles

I've just had a lot of coffee to drink, I'm trying to tie Fry's record of 100 cups on Futurama.  I've been in a bad mood since last night.  On the way back from visiting Justin in Ypsi, I blew out my ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:16:00 GMT

Like a Snake shedding Skin...

...Every week it seems I have some grand revelation that changes my outlook completely.  Often times, these are things I "should already know", or that I once knew and unlearned in the process of deal...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:32:00 GMT

Super Columbine Massacre RPG!

I just played this game.  It was made with RPG Maker 2000, a program with which I am intimately familiar and used to make my own games throughout high school, as well as it concerns subject matter tha...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:34:00 GMT

I love how Mexican girls make me food...

I don't even have to ask, I just get food cooked for me.  Maybe it's reverse karma for all the jokes I've made the last 10 years about their eyebrows being drawn on.>.>I think I'm starting to li...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:24:00 GMT

Another Great Night...

It all started when I got off work and Walter and I went to Richter's Chalet for dinner.  I had the Black Forest Chicken, and Walter had some kind of Victoria with ham and Swiss on it, very kosher.  I...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:14:00 GMT

I made an omelette! =D

I just made my first omelette, and it was delicious!  I chopped up some mushrooms, onion, and bacon, and sauteed them for a moment, then added a batter of three eggs with a little milk, cooked it go...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT

This Just In...

The Sausage McMuffin is delicious!  I wish I had two, so I could eat another.Went out with Sara tonight to Antonio's and got my beloved Spaghetti Carbonara (with bacon!) and talked a lot about social ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:09:00 GMT

Fun Night

Well, tonight ruled.We started partying twelve hours ago, and I just got home.  Justin and I went to three bars, Deja Vu, and the casino, and we bowled, drank a lot, sang ZZ Top karaoke, and I won a D...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:53:00 GMT