Ah, didn’t we all love "picture day" at school? |
Baroness' fifth grade picture.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:49:00 GMT |
Truly, 50 Cent must work for ETS. |
[A sample excerpt from the M.A.R.S. placement exam.]
45. Destro loves you like...
(a) a fat kid loves burritos
(b) a fat kid loves video games
(c) a fat kid loves wrestling
(d) a fat kid loves to ri...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:17:00 GMT |
Destro must say it because no one else will... |
EARTHQUAKE!!!
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:52:00 GMT |
You thought the semen dribble of Destro was bad? |
Check out Cobra Commander's when it infiltrates a Baroness egg.
Actually, in retrospect, it could have been Serpentor's goop, too. Notice how this young man sings as he commentates out loud the play b...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:00:00 GMT |
And I thought the stupid little brat would fall for it, too. |
Back in '88, Baroness and I climbed up a mountain. And got high. And proceeded to have not prophylacticless monkey sex. Which resulted in the spawning of Satan's child.
Baroness is Catholic, of course...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:19:00 GMT |
If this is some sort of compatibility test... |
It's bad news for Baroness and I, with or without the fun-time attachment.
But that's ok. She and Destro share a working relationship, anyway. I write, produce, and direct. She acts. She's ac...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 00:03:00 GMT |
It matters not what kind of movie it is... |
Destro believes that there is a message every director strives to delineate through film.
So...
Q: And what do you suppose it is that John Carl Buechler is trying to convey in his film?
A: Don't have ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:23:00 GMT |
2 dildos + 5 canisters of Cool Whip + a roll of duct tape + rain boots + nipple clamps = ... |
How Baroness and I get down.
(Ha. Ha. Ha. Made you look.
But reall...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:16:00 GMT |
Research confirms it. |
The reason why M.A.R.S. sales have been down. You'd think it'd help boost sales, as kids would trade in their controllers tattooed with teeth marks for a few live rounds of ammo in a shotgun or s...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:23:00 GMT |
So great, it is practically a national holiday. |
Destro loves the day known as Friday the Thirteenth. I love it so much I bought the game off of ebay just so I can play it every single motherfucking day. I mean, it's not as great as going out t...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:05:00 GMT |
