DJ Horsepussy

Like Frank Sinatra, I don't take requests. Punk's cool, too bad you missed it. Ain't no pussy like Horsepussy. If you don't like this music, you're f**king stupid! Truly the best 7"s you've ever experienced. CDs suck, and if you like CDs, F**k you. I've been punk longer than you. I've spilled more drugs than you've ever seen. My record collection is insured for over $2 million. No scratching or any other indicators of itchiness when Horsepussy gets behind the tables. "Shit is OFF THE HOOF!!!!" Yeaaaaaahhhh! "Raise the hoof!!!!!!"