Sticky Fingers |
Just to warn you, I am in a complaining mood. Delirium runs rampant in my house.
My throat is dry and patchy like a woolly mexican blanket. My ears gunked and clogged, eardrums red and swolled (yes I ...
Posted by sweeteckoberry on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:20:00 PST |
Tequila Contains NO Sugar |
Since I have started this diet thing I have discovered a couple of things I like.Pasteles - They are like tamales, except they are made with green banana instead of flour or corn. Cha-ching! I can eat...
Posted by sweeteckoberry on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:14:00 PST |
A nice place to visit. |
A city. Windy City. Cold and gritty. Down and dirty. Twenty-seven blocks to my destination. Still I gotta walk to the union station. Broken ankles, spike heeled pumps. Thirtieth floor... Look down and...
Posted by sweeteckoberry on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:27:00 PST |
Hungover much? |
whoa, volume control please
that's what the neighbors say.
But I hear their screams and moaning,
Every Single Day.
Turning each tantrum to nicotine fixes
Liquor and lovers too heavy for mixes.
...
Posted by sweeteckoberry on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:32:00 PST |
The Epic Adventure Begins |
So tomorrow... We are off... The journey begins this morning at 3am-ish. Lars, Finney, Bic and I are all on the way, with the weather permitting (or not) we will do the five hour (or eight as th...
Posted by sweeteckoberry on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:20:00 PST |
Why wait? Grab a latina. |
My heart is shredded.
Instant gratification.
Thank you - you know who you are.
I can't even write -
For fear I may hurl my guts out, all over this keyboard.
His Keyboard.
His.
His girl.
No more....
Posted by sweeteckoberry on Sat, 17 May 2008 11:42:00 PST |
The Old Bag Chronicles |
This lady came into the office this morning. She's grumpy as hell, and older than time. She starts off by complimenting me. "Nice hair-cut, where'd you get it?" You know, normal enough& NOT. She then ...
Posted by sweeteckoberry on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:44:00 PST |
Sucker Lamp |
Lars took me out to lunch. What a sweet-heart. Er-ahem, I mean: BIG MACHO TOUGH GUY!
It is really hard to eat anything on this no-carb, no-sugar, no-dairy-hormone diet... Yes, folks you did read ...
Posted by sweeteckoberry on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 06:58:00 PST |
Sponge Bob |
So earlier in the week, I was in the car with a good buddy of mine, getting stone blasted out of our heads. We were giggling through the gulches, trying to pronounce KAAWALII, which in my opinion is a...
Posted by sweeteckoberry on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:19:00 PST |
One Life to Live |
Sometimes it really sucks to live sooooo close to an apartment complex. About 12.5 minutes ago, this little boy (sounds about 13 or so) began to chant "Oh well, oh well, oh we-he-hell!" Is that even a...
Posted by sweeteckoberry on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:43:00 PST |
