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About Me

I was born while my parents were traveling through Eastern Europe and was on my own shortly thereafter.
I was stupid enough to marry and will never make THAT mistake again! Then I wrote a book and the rest is, as they say, history...
Well, I could go on and on.
Actually I did in my book "LOVE SCHMUV The day I woke up" and on my Talk show "LOVE SCHMUV" that will soon be starting it's second incredible season....Tune in!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Frank Narcisco
Birthday: May 21, 1962
Birthplace: Prague, Czech Republic
Current Location: Del Mar, California
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Italian-Baltic blend
The Shoes You Wore Today: Loafers
Your Weakness: Any skewered meat.
Your Fears: Absolutely Fearless!
Your Perfect Pizza: Three cheese & fresh tomatoes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sell another 17 million copies!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who is she?
Your Best Physical Feature: Are you kidding me? How to choose!
Your Bedtime: Whenever.
Your Most Missed Memory: No Comment.
Pepsi or Coke: It's all about the H2O!
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'd rather eat a bullet!
Single or Group Dates: Don't get jealous ladies.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton all day long.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like the white stuff.
Cappuccino or Coffee: A frothy mug of Cappuccino!
Do you Smoke: Not anymore.
Do you Swear: I try not to.
Do you Sing: I am the best singer I know!
Do you Shower Daily: Three times!
Have you Been in Love: Love is a myth. It doesn't exist.
Do you want to go to College: Graduated with honors.
Do you want to get Married: Never again!
Do you belive in yourself: Only one I can believe in...well and Lenny.
Do you get Motion Sickness: In the tub! It's terrible!
Do you think you are Attractive: Come on!
Are you a Health Freak: I look after myself.
Do you get along with your Parents: No Comment.
Do you like Thunderstorms: My life IS a thunderstorm.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, several.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: A bit.
In the past month have you Smoked: Not at all.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing bad.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A few.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Lenny won't let me.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sick!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Daily.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not likely!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I haven't been "skinny" anything for years now.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, she gave it to me.
Ever been Drunk: No Comment.
Ever been called a Tease: Daily.
Ever been Beaten up: Not since the divorce settlement!
Ever Shoplifted: Not since I was 11.
How do you want to Die: I don't.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Awake and alive.
What country would you most like to Visit: Belize.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5' to 6'
Weight: 130ish
Best Clothing Style: Stylish for where you are.
Number of Drugs I have taken: A few.
Number of CDs I own: A few
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 1 "Live"
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Most of it.
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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have low agreeableness.
Your self interest comes first, and others come later, if at all.
In general, you feel that people are not to be trusted.
And you're skeptical that anyone else really feels differently.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

To be honest, I don't want to waste too much time yakking it up with the confused boys of the world when the girls are so much more to my liking.
You know who you are. I don't travel much so I invite the women of the world to join me here.
Some have said that I freak them out... well, get over yourself Sweetums!
Besides, I'm pretty sure friend requests come with a "Deny" button...use it! But think about this, don't you like to be freaked-out a little now and then? ;)
So go ahead and add me, everybody's doing it!

My Blog

"LOVE" defined.

Here are a few definitions of the word "LOVE", you tell me which one fits!   Love (luv) n. 1. A deep and tender feeling of affection for or attachment or devotion to a person or persons. 2. An ex...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:26:00 GMT

Writing

As many of you know, I've been a very prolific writer for many years.  But what most of you don't know is that I've only released a very small portion of my work to the world.You all know about "Love ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:33:00 GMT

My New Book has begun!

I have had a lot of time to think lately.  I have also decided to put some of those thoughts to paper.  What I am trying to say is that I have begun another book. I do hope that the troubles...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:08:00 GMT

First Ever Live Broadcast!

Well people, it's my pleasure to announce that we have worked out some of the disagreements with our network and are now on track to start working out the details for our first ever Live Television Br...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:32:00 GMT

Love? Get serious!

I've been getting a lot of questions about my attitude toward this blinding drama that people call "love".For those of you who didn't read my book "Love Schmuv, The Day I Woke Up" I'll give you a tast...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:27:00 GMT