Mitch, The God Damn Zombie Cop

About Me

Ohboyohboyohboyohboy! Facts about Mitch Foist:

1) Mitch Foist is afraid of dying.

2) Mitch Foist has never visited Idaho.

3) Mitch Foist has expressed no desire of ever visiting Idaho.

4) Mitch Foist is absolutely in love with dinosaurs of all shapes and sizes.

5) Mitch Foist is hotter in real life.

6) Mitch Foist is pretty sure that if there were a nuclear holocaust, he'd be the only person left standing. There is no scientific basis for his claims. He just thinks he wants it more.

7) Mitch Foist finally regrets his back wide Big Pimpin tattoo after six years.

8) Mitch Foist drives convertibles so it's easier for him to jump out in case he's about to hit something.

9) Mitch Foist has millions microscopic organisms making love on his body.

10) Mitch Foist loves you when you wear that outfit.

My Interests

Movies, music, hand stands, cherry slushees, books, and talking.

Music:

Kanye West
Bob Dylan
will.i.am
Tom Waits
Nick Cave
Coldplay
Common
Motorhead
George Harrison
U2
The Rolling Stones
Radiohead
Andrew Bird
Outkast

Movies:

The films of Quentin Tarantino
Eraserhead
Oldboy
Snatch
The films of Robert Rodriguez
The Departed
No Country for Old Men
The films of Wes Anderson
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Batman Begins
American Psycho
Fight Club
Zodiac

Television:

Scrubs
The Colbert Report
Flight of the Conchords
The Daily Show
House
The Whitest Kids U Know

Books:

Rebel Without a Crew
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Survior
Fight Club
Diary
The Joys of Smoking Cigarettes

Heroes:

My Blog

no one ever asks the tough questions

Because I have a few bulletin whores as MySpace friends, I've seen more than my fair share of girlfriend/boyfriend applications. They are all insanely retarded. Like stabbed in a vital but non-lethal ...
Posted by Mitch, The God Damn Zombie Cop on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:19:00 PST

La la laaaa...

My AP English Class met the owner of National Lampoon on Friday. He is the most inspiring individual on the planet. He said that he didn't really have time to have a relationship because he's so busy ...
Posted by Mitch, The God Damn Zombie Cop on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST

I'm alive.

Hey, I am alive. Just throwing it out there, just to see how it feels.I just read my last blog post, and I was quite foul-mouthed and dirty in it. I'm leaving it up, though. Some of that stuff is clas...
Posted by Mitch, The God Damn Zombie Cop on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:14:00 PST

Cash and Devil's Rejects

I got paid yesterday. I made $180.93. By my next paycheck, I should have enough to buy a sweet ass Sony Handycam. My first film will be an erotic thriller that can best be described as Debbie Does Dal...
Posted by Mitch, The God Damn Zombie Cop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pay Day

I get paid today. Before taxes, its something like $237.57. I'm probably going to buy Million Dollar Baby when it comes out on Tuesday. I'm open for any suggestions as far as what movies or CDs I shou...
Posted by Mitch, The God Damn Zombie Cop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Home from work.

I just got home from work. It was a fun day, for the most part. Diana almost Gory Bombed me. When she started running with me on her back, my life flashed before my eyes. I thought I was going head f...
Posted by Mitch, The God Damn Zombie Cop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today was so empty.

There is really nothing worth writing about that happened to me today, but that won't stop me. I got a haircut in preparation for growing it long. Its going to own. I had a delicious Veggie Delite ...
Posted by Mitch, The God Damn Zombie Cop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST