I'm a year and a half old and I have had 3 owners at this point. Ryan and Megan are the only ones dumb enough to keep me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's funny, right, guys?!?! I like terrorizing and eating random things and I demand 24/7 attention or I will poop in the corner. Who wants to be my friend?
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Everyone I see. I choke myself until I get to meet them or I get dragged inside by a leash.
