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Johnny Skourtis

About Me

I'm really cute and ruggedly handsome at the same time. I draw power from my belly. I'm brown. I make funny faces. White people scare me. Cops piss me off. I get along with everyone. Concerts are fun. I love my work. I write a lot. I like bacon. I say what I mean.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Destro. I think that's it. As well as anyone who can get me to meet Destro. And this guy.

My Blog

iPhone Swap

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b43bbb6b2f/iphone... iPhone Swap - watch more funny videos
Posted by on Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:27:00 GMT

W.A.D

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bc0f1dafb5/w-a-d W.A.D - watch more funny videos
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:38:00 GMT

Sex and Dating with Derk n' Dan PART 2

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ea75171fed/sex-an... Sex and Dating with Derk n' Dan PART 2 - watch more funny videos
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:37:00 GMT

Sex and Dating with Derk n' Dan PART 1

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cf1def1134/sex-an... Sex and Dating with Derk n' Dan PART 1 - watch more funny videos
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:35:00 GMT

The Food, Episode 2, Director's Cut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2MdF5l6QlM
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:27:00 GMT

The Food, Episode 1, Director's Cut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJchJpg0ynI If you can't stand the heat in the kitchen...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:47:00 GMT

Gratitude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTp1WwGgkIk Check out this sweet video!
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:29:00 GMT

This was just hilarious...

So I love 7-11 in the morning and here's a reason why aside from the fact that they do make really good coffee. I stopped there this morning to get my usual cup of coffee on the way to hell... I mean ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:22:00 GMT

Or that one time he slashed his hand in that knife fight?

Ok, so maybe it wasn't a knife fight. So I'm in Vegas... ahh, Vegas... I digress. SO I'm in Vegas and I'm way beyond Sharkface, or Bearshark, or Unstoppable Fire. I'm on the Dark Side I'm so drunk. We...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:54:00 GMT

Remember that time Johnny fell out of that car?

One time when I was a kid, I went to the market with my dad. He had an 77 Plymouth Duster. It had these brown leather seats that were all worn and slippery. I'm riding shotgun, I'm like 4 or 5 at the ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:46:00 GMT