Starbucks vs. Shell |
Fuck... I hate having to work these odd hours because now the world goes by a different clock then I do. For example, at 2pm while normal people are sitting at work, watching he second hand of the clo...
Posted by mas on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:43:00 PST |
How to avoid getting arrested... |
For an undisclosed amount of time in my life I had considered myself a professional criminal. In actuality, I must admit that my expertise lay more in getting arrested than it did anything else. I don...
Posted by mas on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:34:00 PST |
The Square Bitch Project... |
For those that know me are well aware that I have a problem when it comes to being in relationships. I'm no good at them, I can finally admit that. I meet a girl, we date, some type of relationship&nb...
Posted by mas on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 11:54:00 PST |
I have an addiction... |
Every night, between the hours of 9 and 10pm I walk my happy ass down to the Shell gas station and buy one of those nasty ass hot dogs. I know it's disgusting but I can't stop. It's beginning to be a ...
Posted by mas on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:50:00 PST |
THREE TIMES DOPE reunion tour... |
...are you ready for it? Too bad it's not happening... it would be acknikulous. Uhhh... who do you think should open for them???
Posted by mas on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:39:00 PST |
The Spider Bite Finale |
The shit's gon... it's been gone...just a small scab... not even anything to talk about... on the other hand I'm chaffing really bad because I haven't changed my pants or underwear in abou...
Posted by mas on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:56:00 PST |
Slightly more Spider Bite |
So today when they changed my bandage they let me clean it out and to my surprise it was still hella swollen and nasty but the nurse said it looks a lot better than the last time she saw it. Anyway I ...
Posted by mas on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 01:03:00 PST |
No More Spider Bite... |
At least it feels like it's gone. I was able to play basketball but I'm still keeping this fat ass wrapping over it because there's still a hole there... it's just not disgusting anymore.
Posted by mas on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:36:00 PST |
Spider Bite Update |
I guess now it's only cut open. Slightly swollen. Not a lot of blood and none of that nasty fluid that looks kind of like the water that tofu sits in when you buy it except a litle thicker and slghtly...
Posted by mas on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 05:53:00 PST |
Spider Bite |
Not only is my elbow all swollen, cut open, and leaking blood mixed with some strange substance I'd rather not describe, I have this weird fish net like stocking thing covering the bandage....
Posted by mas on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 09:45:00 PST |
