Introducing the 5 minute death penalty for scoring your own net... |
Tonight, the world is on the verge of a nervous breakdown, so I'm gonna put my Dr. Pepper pyjamas and lick the sulfur off my boots...Actually, I can't really tell if this is a good thing or not yet, b...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:52:00 GMT |
Remorse hit me like a brick in the face... |
One week later... I woke up thinking about my ex this morning, and she stayed in my mind pretty much all day long. While I was pulling out the remainder of the pinkish-red hair that still haunts every...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 16:33:00 GMT |
Comfortably numb, one with my couch, my strings an extension of my soul... |
Stoner LoveThe year began in a very unusual way for me, and I'd like to take a moment to sum up what I've learned from what, at first sight, seemed to be a bad experience. On Dec. 27th, a saturday, ou...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:20:00 GMT |
Waking up in the middle of a conversation I don't remember ever began... |
What the Hell? Since when have they started making Kryptonite condoms? That's about as riconculous as Shaq in "Steel"...
...and while we're on the subject, since O'Neal's an Irish name, how many beer...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:39:00 GMT |
Any1? rites tis way's a re, a mo n an [il-lit-er-at] (Kids, these days...) |
(Anyone who writes this way is a retard, a moron, and an illiterate)
As an old man, it is my duty to criticize the youths of today. And I'm not that old, but there's a significant difference bet...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:43:00 GMT |
My kind of headache: Confessions of another closet misogynist |
Really...you wake up at 9:57 because your brain tells you that you set the alarm for 10 sharp, and you don't want to be waken up by the irritating sound of and old 1980's GE clock-radio that make...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:17:00 GMT |
The Writer’s Blockade |
I'm about to crack my own skull with the nearest availible blunt instrument...
The search for inspirado was long and completely pointless, so I still don't know what to write about...
At first, I thou...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:57:00 GMT |
The Devil’s Blog part 3: The American Expressway towards death in debt |
It's been a while since I haven't been able to write anything...I had too much running in my mind, with a new guitar to cherish, working full-time without a sense of social life outside my band and ba...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:25:00 GMT |
Feeling Superstitious...Friday the 13th, without the masked slasher |
Here's why you should never put too much faith on luck...I used to have a black cat I had named Zombie...my mom had him killed because he bit everyone buut me, but otherwise he was a brilliant pet; he...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 19:49:00 GMT |
My spit had the color and the shape (and the taste) of an old rusty tenor saxomophone... |
My mom's turning 50 today... I wonder...what will I be like at 50? With the kind of life I lead, I wouldn't be surprised if I didn't reach 50, but let's suppose I do...I don't know...maybe I'll have k...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:28:00 GMT |
