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About Me

"Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him... there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!"

My Interests

rhythm, friends, fun, maybe some drinks, the occult, creatures, other worldly beings, hey! watch this ---- ..

Music:

the dillinger escape plan, tool, meshuggah, between the buried and me, sikTh, glass casket, the fall of troy, the faceless, 311, dysrhythmia, behold... the arctopus, radiohead, the mars volta, children of bodom, msi, everytime i die, august burns red, a perfect circle, shaolin death squad, scale the summit, horse the band, deltron, aphex twin...and many more

Movies:

aqua teen hunger force colon movie film for theaters, donnie darko, the fountain, american history x, freedom to fascism, eyes wide shut, the prestige, batman begins, requiem for a dream, fight club, royal tenenbaums, a.i., lotr, 3:10 to yuma, no country for old men, battle royal, brick, nightmare before christmas, bratz the movie.

Television:

squidbillies, metalocalypse, aqua teen hunger force, the brak show, tim and eric, wonder showzen, dave chappelle show, southpark, futurama, the simpsons, malcolm in the middle, zoobilee zoo.

Books:

LOTR! (the one and only true trilogy)

Heroes:

Mom, Jordan Maxwell, Danny Carey, Chris Pennie, Dan Foord, Blake Richardson, Richard David James, Tommas Haake.