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Thomas is tanked

ill pray that you can understand me

About Me



Ive been called an asshole, ive been called a manwhore. you name it ive heard it. i work all the time and drink even more. i like wasting my money on pointless shit, thats why im always broke. i have a way with words, but only if theyre the vulgar type. ive been told im easy to get along with, but alot of people dont like me, go figure. whatever though, if you wanna get to know me then dont do it through myspace, thats dumb. meet me in real life and prove to me youre a real person. later fuckers.

My Interests

Girls, music, booze, my bike.

I'd like to meet:

whomever i am intended to meet.

Music:

I like it

Movies:

Ive seen a few

Television:

I have a few in my house

Books:

the only things i read are the obituaries and police reports, just to keep up on who has died and who has gone to jail.

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

$6 million man?? more like buck o' five boy.

fuck me. man so i just got done running down part of the greenbelt (and trust me the emphasis is on PART) and holy shit, it sucked. first time ive gone this year.  on top of that i started smokin...
Posted by Thomas is tanked on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

if you dont wanna go home, but you cant stay there......

so heres the deal, we're trying to get more business on third shift at good ol' steak n shake. i know there are those of you out there that like to go out during the week and hit the local bars. so wh...
Posted by Thomas is tanked on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:13:00 PST

you kow the only way i like em is all hot and sweaty

and im totally talking about summertime. i cannot wait, its been so nice outside the past few days, its absolutely amazing. after all tat cold ass weather my spirits were kind of low ( i hate fucking ...
Posted by Thomas is tanked on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:15:00 PST

rip van winkle wont have shit on me when i finally go to sleep

fuck a bunch of not sleeping, this shit sucks. work is horrible right now because im so tired that im dozing off even when im standing up. lets see if i cant fall asleep standing up and then fall over...
Posted by Thomas is tanked on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:18:00 PST

if you see a fat kid in a cake eating competition, you know hes in it to win

binge drinking has totally got to be the coolest thing EVER!!!! (note the sarcasm) hangovers are the worst. i think im gonna go lay back down before i have to go to work tonight.
Posted by Thomas is tanked on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST

just like a nasty fart in a breeze, im gone witth the wind

have you ever felt like your missing out on something? i have here lately, and i think it all just hit me today (probably why ive been in a bad mood the entire day). This winter has made me realize ho...
Posted by Thomas is tanked on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:57:00 PST

kinda like a popcicle , but theres no stick in my ass

So this morning Steven, Chris and myself step outside to cathc a smoke break and check out all the commotion going on at the hotel behind us. Well we had locked the front doors because we werent using...
Posted by Thomas is tanked on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:26:00 PST

when push comes to shove, you can shove it up your ass

so today at our weekly SnS meeting i finally recieved a much overdue thank you from the manager for all the shit i do for that place. now whether or not thats gonna be enough to smooth things over in ...
Posted by Thomas is tanked on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:24:00 PST

drunk by noon on new years day

what a great way to start off the new year, drunk and alone. go me!!
Posted by Thomas is tanked on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:13:00 PST

is it a good thing when your brains feel like theyre oozing out of your ears?

so this morning i got my first migrane. man those things suck ass. my head hurt so bad that it made me sick to my stomach. that was probably the worst pain ive ever felt before, and ive even been run ...
Posted by Thomas is tanked on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:15:00 PST