After the Great Zombie Plague of 2007 was virtally wiped out by Nato forces four remaining zombies crept out of Tampa Bay. They were captured by the authorities and were to be exterminated. But as the press got wind of the story, the public grew simpathetic for the last remaining zombies. P.E.T.A. along with other animal rights organizations rallied for the release and protection of this endangered species.
The United States Supreme Court deemed them a minor threat and ruled in favor of P.E.T.A. The living corpses were promptly released.
The early days of their new found freedom was a struggle for America's beloved corpses. So they took up low paying jobs at fast food restaurants and movie theaters. But each time their urges to eat their customers hindered their P.R. skills. Then one night they were working as roadies for a newly signed emo band when they again fell off the wagon and ate the band. The stage curtain opened up and the crowd gasped at the sight of their favorite band being consumed before their very eyes. Our zombie heroes stared back at the audience in confusion and dispare. In an attempt to appease the angry mob, one of them picked up a guitar and strummed it. The others followed and picked up the remaining instruments.The crowd cheered and roared! They were an over night success. After the show the fans with V.I.P. passes came back stage to party with their favorite new band! The zombies smiled and did what they do best. EAT...The zombies had found a way to survive among the living. Money, fame, and most of all, a steady supply of BBrraaiinnnsss!!!
