DIRTY KNOCKERS profile picture

DIRTY KNOCKERS

yeah, well you got big tits and all your teeth

About Me

THIS IS WHY I HAVE COME UNTO YOU, INFIDEL...THIS IS WHERE YOU MAKE LINES BE KNOWN AND WE LET FLESH BE SHOWN. TOO LONG HAVE YOU ENSLAVED THE SENSIBLITIES OF OUR PEOPLE AND LEAD US ASTRAY... ASHTRAY? YAY! BEHOLD, I IS WHAT I IS AND THAT BE YR ASHTRAY, ASSTRAY...NOW YOU ARE THE FUCKED AND WE THE MASTERS OF THE CONCUBINE....GET DOWN...GET RIGHT...TO THE BAR MY GOOD MAN/WOMAN, WE SLAY AND DO NOT DELAY FOR IT IS THE TIME OF THE BEAST AND THE BEAST LET'S HAIR GROW FROM THE CHIN OF ANGELS UNTO THE SOIL OF THE EARTH...

Myspace Editor
Pimp MySpace

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 18/06/2007
Band Website: YEAH DUDE
Band Members: FULLY COCKED
Influences: RIFF WRANGLIN', SATAN, DEEP SEA CONSTRUCTION, CURVY LADIES, PORN, FRIED CHICKEN, HERBS, GOOD COFFEE, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, BEACHES, HOLDING HANDS, LOVE, SATAN...

Sounds Like: HOW ROCK-N-ROLL SHOULD SOUND...BETTER THAN YR BAND, LOUD BUT NOT TOO LOUD, SLEAZY, MEAN, FUN, MANLY...COOL...WE SOUND REALLY COOL. HAHAHA....GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

R.I.P Brian Redman , Lets Party

A celebration of Brian Redmans life through music and friends, 15 bands under the tent in the parking lot. Zeke, Goldwing, members of Dirty Knockers to only mention a few. Come down and toss one up fo...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:52:00 GMT

Booking info

all booking info should be directed through [email protected] or send it here if you must. 
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:34:00 GMT

COME AND SEE MEN

LICKY LICK LICKY/LICK UP MY BALLS MY BALLS, MY BALLS IS OFF THE WALLS I'M LIKE THE NIGHT/LIKE A NINJA, RIGHT? RIDING SATAN'S BACK/I RIDE MY BALLS, MY BALLS IS OFF THE WALLS LIKE RICHARD PRYOR/WHEN HE...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:33:00 GMT