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Dogs VS Wives

  Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives >  > 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. >  > 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by a...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:49:00 GMT

Starlit Eyes-by Snot feat Serj tankian

i figured, givien the situation this song kind of fits: (Straight up; a tribute album to Lynn Straight, a man that, to me, is exactally like victor) STARLIT EYES: Pushing the LAW AGAIN Pushing the L...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 15:54:00 GMT

You Know your From North Jersey When

You Know You're From North Jersey When... You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls. Someone at the beach once called you a benny. You can see the New York City skyline from some...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 17:27:00 GMT

too much drink in my drunk

ok, so we all know that i have fucked up dreams when i drink, last night was no different...Cindy, me, jordan and bill had a treasure map, and we were following it through the woods, but kept getting ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 11:20:00 GMT

wow...

ok, so today i went down to admissions to pick up an application, after looking through the majors, i decided on business admin. for my first major.. i plan to go through as many majors as i can while...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

is NJ really that bad?

i was perusing people's profiles, because im just that bored...and i noticed alot of people had something like "cant wait to leave" as the town name. i dont exactally want to be here, but im talking t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

the things we do

as i sit here i look at my life and the things we do i wonder why i cant think the word for us and the things we do i know  though why I do the things i do?
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

a poll

how many people aredown the shore this weekend? im just curious because there was like, 12 people at willowbrook and no one is around.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

my sister, the klepto

my sister got arrested for stealing, as she put it, her own jewelry...which is complete bullshit and everyone knows it, i cant wait to see my dad's reaction, i really want him to kick her out.  a...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

borededed

this is pathetic, its a friday night, one of the few nights of the week i can actually go out, and here i am, posting a dumbass fucking blog entry on my home computer.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT