A trucker who has been on the road for two weeks stops ar a brothel outside atlanta.
He walks straight up to the madam, drops down £500 and says "I want your ugliest women and a grilled chesse sandwich!"
The madam is astonished."But for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."The trucker replies "Listen darlin, im not horney - I'm just homesick."
