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About Me

Well now! I come through a little door from faerieland and appear, but three inches tall, in the far north of England. So as to disguise my true identity I assign a good portion of faerie magic each day to making myself human size, and wish my wings into tommorrow so you can't see them today. Sometimes I stand in a grow-bag, next to the tomatoes at night-time, and boost myself to eight feet tall so as to better sprinkle faerie dust upon the heads of passers-by. It's a grand life in the human world. I'm always falling about at the crazy antics of the people here. I mean, jealousy, what's that all about? Homo sapiens are so cute!

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Myself coming back the other way.

My Blog

I Feel like I was raped.

It turns out that for a year of my life, when I thought I was making love to my faithful boyfriend, Stuart, what was actually inside me was a sick pervert prepared to risk my life for a buzz. Ive b...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:03:00 GMT

The Monster and the Picture Book.

   I am fighting with a monster. It waits for me to gain consciousness in the mornings, so these days Im not that keen to wake up. Its not the kind of monster that rips you limb from limb. No. This ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:39:00 GMT

What does Bulb mean?

BULB is a exclamation we use here in the north to mean anything goodly or  wonderful! So I might enquire; 'How's your bulb?' Meaning; 'How's your good self?' Or I might ask; 'Did you se...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:01:00 GMT

Keeping the Old Fires Burning on Samhain.

Saturday saw our Samhain celebration come to fruition. All the planning and chin stroking finally culminated with a perfect group of souls making a circle round the fire. Perfect as none there claime...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:41:00 GMT

Bad habits.

It doesn't matter if it's this world or the next. The land of the Fey or the other side. The realm of Morpheus, the kingdom of the gods, the good or the bad, the then or the now; the laws of love are ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:35:00 GMT

Celebrating Samhain with Fire and Friends

The end of the harvest is here again. 'Samhain', which literally means 'November', is the feast is the Celtic New Year, when we give thanks for what we've got, let go of the disapointme...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:14:00 GMT

3001 A Birthday ’Odd’yssey

A big thanks to all of you who believe my fay inclination toward the downright different to be generally founded in good sense. Truth be told, there aren't many in this world of ro...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:12:00 GMT

How Do You Deal With It?

Sometimes, even though you feel like you want to run away through a la'al door to another world, you have no choice but to stay and do the best you can.Appart from the usual stuff going on I...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:00:00 GMT

Faerie at the Bottom of the Garden

Already I'm finding my stay in humanland fraught with many dangers. Not so long ago I got up one morning and clean forgot to impose my daily 'supersize me' magic upon myself. Unawares, I crawled ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:51:00 GMT

Saving all my love for Me!

So what's the point eh? Romance and relationships? In thirty years of pacing this human world I've had my fair share of problems of the heart. There's something about the male of the species...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:39:00 GMT