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Paul

Be frugal if u can......

About Me

nothing really.....just a typical human being with functional anatomical and physiological states...has a really weird, overtly paranoid, and borderline schizo sense of humor (all who knows me can attess to this!)...likes to watch of movies which means i have a really sordid life...a very good sh*t talker but then i'll forget it the next minute...loves shrimp (this accounts for my "hyper" times!!)...that's it really...can't add anything else cause my therapist said it is damaging to the reader!!!!!!LOVEMYFLASH CODE
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My Interests

hmm....that da vinci code book was great...movies, music, and i'm really into the whole cell phone thing: must have the latest phone model!!...internet surfing, emailing and stuff....watch movies (good and bad)...shop at GAP...i'm boring really!

I'd like to meet:

people....enough said, people....i dont wanna meet some freaky-looking alien with like 300 eyes and 289,567 genitalia!!!! has to have a really funny and weird sense of humor.....someone who has worldly ambition of being the ultimate GAP customer of all time.....someone who needs one more attention from me!!!!!!!!!!View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

john mayer, josh groban, matchbox twenty, maroon 5, new wave songs, jason mraz, 50 first dates soundtrack, notting hill soundtrack (a really good album if u really want to cry the sh*t out of u!), and gotta admit that freaky-lookin clay aiken has a good song, i dunno....really a wide base of songs but not as much on those rock-hard songs where u cant hear anything cause u are already suffering from otitis media and systemic infection by just listening the first 10 seconds of it!

Movies:

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Lord of the Rings: The Neverending Story, 50 First Dates, Kill Bill Vol.1, Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions, Matrix Sucks!, Titanic, Twister, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the threeway with Hermione and Ronald Weasley, Spiderman, Pirates of the Carribean, Armageddon, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.....and GIGLI.......(yeah right!!!)

Television:

24,MTV Real World/Road Rules challenge,friends,csi,survivor, er, american idol, law and order:SVU, jake 2.0, the amazing race, celebrity mole, will and grace, MTV Newlyweds (just watching if that dumb blonde bitch jessica will say anything stupid!), charmed (witches with huge boobs and high heels?? - come on!!!), 3rd rock from the sun,monk (really hilarious!), mtv videos (one more airing of kelis.. milkshake and i'm gonna sue ur asses!!!!!!)

Books:

Da Vinci Code (by Dan Brown), Angels and Demons (by Dan Brown),Digital Fortress (by....i think u know by now!), those harry potter books (really creepy huh, a 20 yr old reading the adventures of a 12 yr old, child protective services!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), medical-surgical nursing (williams-hopper) - OH PLEASE! IT IS A FORCED ISSUE REALLY!!!, reader's digest (laughter is the best medicine - really chessy but funny stories!), and of course the daily newspaper!

Heroes:

heroes huh.....well what do u mean by "heroes'? well Jessica Barreto for braving the world of abercrombie and fitch, buddy gutierrez for braving the world of drinking alcohol and margaritas, monica for the exhibiting world class behavior when PMSing, my sister Joahnna for always fighting with me and causing me having 678 split personalities, my other sister Margaret for adding 2 more split personalites (that MY PRECIOUSSS thing in LOTR,they copyrighted it from me!), dorys venegas for showing me the real meaning of the word "bitch" and "helicopter", mr charles drake for introducing me to the world of family destabilization techniques and filling my head with horrible stories about her wife "from hell", ms jackson for making me thank god for not having a hair as she has!