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About Me

Hi! I'm Humpy, a Mallard Duck with an attitude. You may have seen me in such films as Casablanca, The Shining and A Clockwork Orange. Lately, I've been lounging around the Denver area humping whoever I manage to sneak up behind. I'm bi-sexual, so no one is safe from my guerrilla humping. If I were you, I'd try and get on my good side, because you never know where I'll turn up next.

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I'd like to meet celebrities, cartoon characters and regular people alike who deserve a good humping. Send me a picture of yourself, or someone you'd like me to hump. If the spirit moves me, I'll find them... sneak up behind them.. and HUMP them to my heart's content.View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

My Blog

HUMPYTHERAPISTMALLARD.COM

Check the site. www.HUMPYTHERAPISTMALLARD.com Tons of photos, info and swag (soon). - Hump
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:18:00 GMT

The Gathering Costume Contest Is A Fraud!!

I went in ALL white. I'm a duck. I didn't win. That is all I need to say about this bunk contest.... You decide: It's all about politics, maaannn... POLITICS! -HTRM
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:49:00 GMT

Want a T-Shirt?

If you want a T-Shirt, send me a link to a picture and the color/size of the shirt you want it printed on... I'll hump ya, then tell you where to send the cash and address for the shirt to be printed!...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 15:53:00 GMT