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Suzie Crotchrot

You don't love me, you just love my jukestyle.

About Me



Can be described as a "sour patch kid", that is, if "sour patch kids" stabbed and sliced at your insides after you swallowed them and made you bleed and cry and want to call your mommy...but made you giggle once in a while... cause it danced...and that in itself made it all better.

I wish I was a drag queen or even a king

I am a regular at Playboy Rudy's creep spot




My Interests

.The Scumbag Fam of 219
.Blood, Guts, gore
.Being an undercover creep
."Your Mom" and "Your Face" jokes
.Random acts of randomness
.Dancing my ass off
.Burning a few
.Deconstructing and Reconstructing clothes
.Handmade arts (i hate the word "crafts")
.My basement lair

I'd like to meet:

Unflakey people.

Strange birds of a feather that won't try to touch my privates ever so inappropriately.

and chu know....

Music:

Anything that Sack and FatGirlSeth recommend to me.

Currently:

Movies:

Flicks

Return of the Living Dead 1&2, The Lost Boys, Nightmare On Elm Street (all), Pulp Fiction, Hairspray, 200 Cigarettes, Detroit Rock City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amores Perros, Y Tu Mama Tambien (with sexy results), The Blue Lagoon (zomg), Me, You and Everyone Else We Know, Z Boys and Dogtown (the documentary silly) and that really classy artcore porn that fucking genius Andrew Blake comes up with.

Books:

.Requiem For a Dream.
.The Rum Diary.
.Hell's Angels.
.Making Faces.
.Eiko on Stage.
.Grande Illusions.
.The Zombie Survival Guide.