Governmental Rant |
I have decided that those elitist cunts in Washington need to be impeached. ALL of them. Replace them with Cirque du Soleil for all I care. You couldn't make it worse. Their ma...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:40:00 GMT |
Political bullshit |
I know all of you are just as excited as I am to hear our "fearless leader" prattle on about the state of the union tonight.
But I have a suggestion for the biggest douche of all time: How bout,...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:52:00 GMT |
They're just DECORATIONS |
Okay, so I'm SO over these stupid people who get all up in arms about Christmas decorations.
I just read a story about the Seattle Airport, and how they were forced to take down all of their holiday d...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:32:00 GMT |
Election Madness |
Am I the only one who can't wait for tomorrow to be over? All these lame political ads make me want to move to some island far from here, where they've never heard of Julia Carson, Carl Brizzi, ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:56:00 GMT |
A Day of Highs and Lows |
So yesterday was an interesting day for yours truly. Isn't it funny that you never realize you're old... until you are?
While the office was rather quiet yesterday, I was kinda busy... running a...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:03:00 GMT |
Class action suit |
So I'm watching Good Morning America this morning, and I see a story about cigarettes. Naturally, being a smoker, I watched.
Turns out there's a class action lawsuit filed by smokers who feel th...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:21:00 GMT |
Celebrity Duets |
Okay, so most of you know what a reality TV whore I am. I never miss Survivor, Big Brother, Treasure Hunters, Dancing with the Stars...
When I heard the concept for Celebrity Duets, I thought to...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:34:00 GMT |
Pluto... demoted. |
What a sad day for every person who ever had science class between Pluto's discovery in 1930 and yesterday.
I mean, now teachers everywhere are gonna have to come up with a new little saying to help s...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 08:22:00 GMT |
Trashy gay men... GUH-ROSS |
So what's the deal with all the gay men on here posting pics of themselves with their shirts off? Even those who have NO business showing that shit to ANYONE. I mean, come on guys. I...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:46:00 GMT |
Evolution |
I've got evolution all figured out. Darwin ain't got NOTHIN' on me...
All the cute, stupid people survive to have cute, stupid babies who also survive.
Why is it that no one can do their jobs an...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:34:00 GMT |
