Alright, before you go any further, I'm gonna lay down a few rules...Commandment ·1: Shut the hell up.
Commandment ·2: There's nothing I can do about the sun.
Commandment ·3: There are no more Jolly Ranchers, they're all gone.
Commandment ·4: When we pass a Billboard, please don't read it out loud.Now, let's get going.Oh... an extra ruleUnless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips
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