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J I M

About Me

I couldn't be worse. Honestly. I'm terrible. Also, I hope to one day be the world's fattest man.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Space-Pope and Zombie Jesus.

My Blog

Was I the first?

I'm pretty sure that I'm the first human to listen to a Tori Amos album while on his way to see Ghost Rider.You see, my wife works during the day and I figured that Ghost Rider would be a POS* anyway...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:20:00 GMT

The van is filthy!

So, here we are, 11 days into the Get Set Go tour and already, the van is flithy. Not the inside, so much, but mainly the outside. Same goes for the trailer. Apparently, driving through the snowy, pri...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:20:00 GMT

Snikt or Bamf?

or ?
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:47:00 GMT

Plague and Pestilence

The following is a list of viruses/diseases/conditions that I contracted while recently on tour with my band: -Consumption -Dropsy -The Black Death -Scurvy -Crohn's disease -Scarlet fever -Condyloma A...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:01:00 GMT

Nuggets of Wisdom

During the magical summer of 1997, I was working 2 jobs so I could afford my outrageously expensive Boston rent. It was very rare that I had a day off from both...in fact, it only happened once. I sle...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 14:40:00 GMT

Shit...I didn't want it to come to this

I'd always planned just to use the "blog" section of this myspace page for jokes and anecdotes, not rants and raves. But, this morning, I find myself with a rave and no one to tell it to. So, I'll tel...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 09:58:00 GMT

Oldie but goodie

One Easter, some years back, my grandmother invited this 95-year old woman from her church to have dinner with our family so that she wouldn't be alone for the holiday. My cousin had just recentl...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:09:00 GMT

4th period with Mr. Caldwell

You Passed 8th Grade Math Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:33:00 GMT