Cat Proverbs |
10. Do unto others whatever the hell you want to. 9. The world is your litter box. 8. Always put off until tomorrow anything that interferes with a nap. 7. Look before you lick. 6. Pride goeth before ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
Little Known Feline Ailments |
Having conquered cat flu, triumphed over tapeworm and braved behavioural quirks, it is time to focus attention on some oft-observed, but little-documented, afflictions of cats. COLLAPSIBLE LEGSSy...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:53:00 GMT |
Excerpts From A Dogs Diary/Excerpts From A Cats Diary |
Excerpts From a Dog's Daily Diary8.00am Oh, Boy! Dog Food! My Favourite!9.30am Oh, Boy! A car ride! My Favourite9.40am Oh, Boy! A Walk! My Favourite10.30am Oh, Boy! Getting Rubbed and Petted! My Favou...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:51:00 GMT |
HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL |
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holdi...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:02:00 GMT |
Disturbed From My Slumber - How Rude |
I am so angry with my human today. Here we were, snug and cozy in bed together when this black square thing he has made this really awful screeching sound. Bloody hell it scared me half to...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:54:00 GMT |
My First Blog |
I'm very protective of my human pet and I particularly don't like other humans getting to close to him unless I know and trust them. Now there's one friend of my pet human (oh yeah his name is D...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:55:00 GMT |
