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Kat Elizabeth

january 9,2009<3

About Me

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We're the girls that live life to its fullest, and being at the beach all the time is just a bonus. We don't think we're better than you, we just know how to have more fun. We're not afraid to go beer for beer or shot for shot with anyone (not even the tough guys). *Our life is, and always will be, your vacation.* You can find us at bonfires, at beach parties, or fish bowling a car with 4 other cape girls in her own driveway. We don't need to compare our tans, because we know ours are better. We don't need to bleach our hair, because the sun does it for us (besides... brunettes do it better). We don't need to workout, because playing football on the beach with the guys is enough.And we don't have to take shit from girls around the world, because we get it that you're just jealous.*Cape girls do it better*

.."white"> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
    1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpenter10. a plumber11. a mechanic12. a decorator13. a stylist14. a sexologist15. a gynecologist16. a psychologist17. a pest exterminator18. a psychiatrist19. a healer20. a good listener21. an organizer22. a good father23. very clean24. sympathetic25. athletic26. warm27. attentive28. gallant29. intelligent30. funny31. creative32. tender33. strong34. understanding35. tolerant36. prudent37. ambitious38. capable39. courageous40. determined41. true42. dependable43. passionate44. compassionate
    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:45. give her compliments regularly46. love shopping47. be honest48. be very rich49. not stress her out50. not look at other girls
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes
    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY1. Show up naked2. Bring food

My Interests

MEMORIES
chillen at the beach taken sexxi leg pics wit Mandi the Kelly Clarkson concert wit Michelle, mandi and the hottopic hotties the beach then Mass Maritime and Hooters wit Chrissy Marcus and Mandi CIGSYA dances Baileys/Mikes/Jack Daniels and jager wit Jess, Tom and D All night parties in BBay chillen at the Canal and Ryan havin to save me cuz I got lost Partyin at Mandis("shut up Im smallowing my water" lol Matt G) That crazy ass night in Hyannis wit me and the boys!!! Allen gettin a mulett in history oct.27 2005 CRAZY SHIT Chillen wit Rob and Wally by Shang Hai, Your Leprocy & Porn Star sex lol "FLOWER no thats not a FLOWER , Silly!!" talkin to homeless dudes in McDd'S , "MY LEGS STILL SHAKEN!", "I NEVER MAKE NOISE" " I can't even walk babe! " Gym class "OMG!! SPLOOSH MANSON UTERUS SMOOTHIE IVE NEVER BEEN THIS WET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!"LOL smokin 7 bowls rippin my pants and drinkin a handle of captains at harry potter gym class takin my bra OFF in front of EVERYONE ! lol and then wearin it ontop of my shirt on the way home! Chillen wit Gel-O smokin drinkin chillen in Nicks car wit Gel-o and doin free stuff ! Yay ! I LOVE BEIN A GURL!!! Paintin the Rock on 12/13/05 for my bday the next day! got my cellphone at 6am BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER! Hot tubing with Alex and Todd lol pass the lighter, Ajay F drivin like a homicidal maniac and goin home sans-undergarments lol Alex!! Walkin to SouthYarmouth wit Sean and chillen wit Amber and Chris Endless days at the mall esp. wit the crew in the woods Chillen wit a Juggalo in his basement till 2 am ! My CIGSYA People comin to the Gym 4 presentations! Hooters then the dance in my red dress for Johns 18th. Ajays Makeup and john actually wore nailpolish Hangin at the BK lounge for 4 hours fun fun stayin again at BK in Ajays car for hours and goin to the beach Gettin caught with excedrin in my purse and gettin 3days outta skool for THAT!! morons! Me & Lea's matching see thru corsets! I couldnt get in your truck I heart how you helped me Me & Alex dancin in the truck bed at McDonalds The beach when she called and called but got no answer Finally getting rid of loser Amazing sex in ur truck , adn bed, and couch.... blowin the clutch and how i had to try adn stear"hunni break" lol "i didnt know that was allowed" i have blonde moments <3 bowling even tho we fought at first is was the most fun i had in a while learning how to drive a standard...oh man ..your a good teacher ..and brave finally getting asked out by the one ive wanted for so long me fucking it up cuz it made me realize how right we actually are cheese balls, pink roses, you asking me out,kisses, ill take that as a yes, fuzzy puppy blanket, and our song <3 i had to leave after only an hour and then our song came on the radio as i drove away shout-outs from erick read on 90.7 wkkl <3 that huge fight at the mall it sucked but i know you care making up...in the bathroom, on your bed... calling you "babe our songs on th radio" just as im leavin adn then ourlike theme song came on immediately after...its fate

Wayyyy More Fun to come!

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I'd like to meet:

the little mermaid and fairies

Music:

80's stuff Billy Idol Afroman Maria Mena Maddonna Sheryl Crow Mariah Carey Blink 182 Fallout Boy Sum 41 Alien Ant Farm Metallica 311 Black Eye Peas DropKick Murpheys Custom Willa Ford Chromeo Rhianna Tearra Mairie Lil Kim Twiztid ICP Kotton mouth Kings Poison Nelly Ludacris Trina Khia HIM Ashlee Simpson Third Eye Blind Three Doors Down Maroon 5 Bonnie Mckee Pussy Cat Dolls Fall out Boy Better Than Ezra, OAR Eisley Brand New Bright Eyes Dashboard Confessionals Death Cab for Cutie Motion City Soundtrack Aqua Rilo Kiley Gretchen Wilson Trace Atkins Miranda Lambert Cowboy Troy Keith Urban The Fray All American Rejects Spice Girls(yea Ima dork) Hanson Ciara Nivea The Eyeliners Weezer and tons more!

Movies:

'Fuckin'--What the fuckin fuck--Who the fuck-Fuck this fuckin--How did you two fuckin fucks--Fuck!' 'Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word'" -The Boondock Saints.. ..

The Flix

    The Princess Bride Empire Records Pretty in Pink Sixteen Candles Breakfast Club St.Elmos Fire Deliver Us From Eva Booty Call SouthPark Bigger Longer and Uncut The Harry Potter Movies Series of Unfortunate Events Austin Powers Boys and Girls Shes All That Dont Be A Menace to South Central
    While Drinkin' Your Juice in the Hood Old School Anything with Adam Sandler American Pie(all of them) Beavis and Butthead Do America Dumb and Dumber &Dumb and Dumberer How High? The Little Mermaid Beauty and the Beast Care Bears Movie Scary Movie(all of them) yea lots more...

.."FF0099">And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, so that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, Spiritus Sancti

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Television:

    Charmed, Gilmore Girls Buffy South Park Blue Collar TV Mad TV Made Punk'd Viva la Bam anything Dane Cook ..... Mostly music videos OnDemand


Books:

Poetry Where The Red Fern Grows A Boy Named IT Give a boy a gun by Todd Strasser The Barcode Tattoo Valley of the Dolls The Virgin Suicides COSMO MAGAZINE!

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my friends

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My Blog

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 known as: Kat+ haircolor: Dark brown with pinkish underneath        &n bsp;         &n bsp;  &nb...
Posted by Kat Elizabeth on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:51:00 PST

bullshit

this is stupid is it too much to ask to want your boyfriend to be awake wen you get home from work? is it so hard to understand that i want to hang out on my day off not watch you sleep? yea ok you ha...
Posted by Kat Elizabeth on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:31:00 PST

update

im at ajays got a new tattoo yesterday adn i felt liek shit cuz i ended up blowin him off to go do it but it wasnt planned or anything im just easily distracted adn he got in a car accient adn i woke ...
Posted by Kat Elizabeth on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:45:00 PST

update

so havent done one of these shits in a fucking while so why not bang one out? It is currently 1:42 in the morning I need to wake up at the ass crack of fucking dawn to shower and get ready then go pic...
Posted by Kat Elizabeth on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

update

wow just read my last entry i was PISSED yea that happens alot still think you put ur skool before me alot and still hate that ur *job and resposibilities* take priority over us and my feelings. But I...
Posted by Kat Elizabeth on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:59:00 PST

God I hope you read this maybe youll get ths cuz you dont understand anythin else

they say that going to bed angry is bad for your realtionship apparently im the only one whos heard this or just the only one who cares Prepare for some I hate Him ranting,..............................
Posted by Kat Elizabeth on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:55:00 PST

blah

im sooo fucking bored! im sittin here like staring at the walls listenin to "Ill fuck anything that moves" by andy dick and the bitches  and drinkin a screwdriver out of a tropicana juice box lol...
Posted by Kat Elizabeth on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

blah

im sooo fucking bored! im sittin here like staring at the walls listenin to "Ill fuck anything that moves" by andy dick and the bitches  and drinkin a screwdriver out of a tropicana juice box lol...
Posted by Kat Elizabeth on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:54:00 PST

I should just quit and be a stripper

so I hafta work at 3 adn Im dreadin that I dont wanna go in to stop and shop Id kinda rather die. But I deff need the money like crazy and I cant call in half adn hour before my shift starts cuz thats...
Posted by Kat Elizabeth on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:30:00 PST

ramblings

so today woke up fed neptune got ready went to school my sis missed the bus and ummm school was boring but in drawing class im atleast 3 projects ahead of the whole class so im drawing a surpirse that...
Posted by Kat Elizabeth on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST